Subject: Do NOT eat the brown apple!No matter how smooth it looks...no matter how much it resembles a dull golden delicious apple...no matter if it still has a slight crispness to it when you bit into it...when that formerly red apple is left in a hot car for almost 24 hours, you should not eat it! I learned that today...specifically about 6 hours after I ingested 4 big bites of said brown apple. I just wanted to save at least one other soul from unnecessary time on the commode! |