Wardrobe Malfunction at the pool

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tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

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Thanks for sharing your embarassment with us

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tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Creeper - admit it, you were trolling and only mentioned things because you got busted!

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Chicago

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If this happened in Omaha you should be thankful you're alive!

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Champion

17756

SoCal

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That is another way to drop the kids off at the pool.

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You crack me up. Butt what else would I expect from people behind wanting to get to the bottom of this story.

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Omaha, NE

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bradleyd3 - 2012-11-06 9:55 AM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

Obama, if he wouldn't have taken so much of my money I could have bought a new swimsuit months ago.

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Subject: RE: Wardrobe Malfunction at the pool

tuwood - 2012-11-06 11:20 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-11-06 9:55 AM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

Obama, if he wouldn't have taken so much of my money I could have bought a new swimsuit months ago.

47% of your suit was weakened at the seams. That 47% is going to split, no matter what you do. It is not your job to worry about that 47%. Your job is to worry about the rest of the suit...

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I bet you'll be the butt of everyone's joke today.

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tuwood - 2012-11-06 8:20 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-11-06 9:55 AM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

Obama, if he wouldn't have taken so much of my money I could have bought a new swimsuit months ago.

Well if that's your position then by de facto it is Bush's fault!

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Parker, CO

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Bet everyone else at the pool just cracked up!

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crusevegas - 2012-11-06 12:45 PM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 8:20 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-11-06 9:55 AM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

Obama, if he wouldn't have taken so much of my money I could have bought a new swimsuit months ago.

Well if that's your position then by de facto it is Bush's fault!

Please do not use Bush and swimsuit in the same sentence. That is all.

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2380

Beijing

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BrianRunsPhilly - 2012-11-05 1:17 PM

crusevegas - 2012-11-06 12:45 PM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 8:20 AM

bradleyd3 - 2012-11-06 9:55 AM

tuwood - 2012-11-06 9:54 AM

For your amusement:

So I'm swimming this morning in my year old TYR jammers minding my own business. I get done, wander around the pool putting away my kick board and pull buoy. head over to the hot tub, get in and sit down and notice that the seat seems a little rough. Hmm, I feel the seat and it's not much different and then I feel my rear and OMG, my jammer seam let go. They were split open from crotch to waistline on the back side and I have no idea how long they were that way.

Fortunately I had a towel nearby and even better that I didn't get arrested for streaking.

Is this Obama's fault or Romneys......everything HAS to be one of theirs.....

Obama, if he wouldn't have taken so much of my money I could have bought a new swimsuit months ago.

Well if that's your position then by de facto it is Bush's fault!

Please do not use Bush and swimsuit in the same sentence. That is all.

His post just needs a Brazilian wax.

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Wardrobe Malfunction at the pool

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