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Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend.
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 2005-07-26 5:14 PM |
Veteran  138   Aurora, CO |  Subject: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend.Inspired by another thread by Renee (Perfume thread) 1) Tri doesn't snore 2) Tri loves the way I look in lycra 3) Tri isn't a bed hog 4) Tri doesn't get mad if I don't give it a phone call every day 5) Tri isn't jealous of other guys that are my friends 6) Tri encourages me to eat well 7) Tri doesn't make me go to events that I don't want to Which is why Tri is my new boyfriend. I'm tired, can you tell?  |
| 2005-07-26 6:00 PM in reply to: #208165 |
| Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Tri doesn't like to go out drinking late into the night Tri doesn't cheat on me, but lets me cheat on him Tri wants me to be strong and independent Tri is full of mystery Tri likes my dog Tri doesn't mind if my shoes stink Tri has lots of cool tools Tri doesn't want me to get a boob job Tri is an ass man ~Frances ----------- Say, what DO you do with a BA in English? |
 2005-07-26 6:11 PM in reply to: #208165 |
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| 2005-07-26 7:03 PM in reply to: #208165 |
Expert 1065 Montreal | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a girlfriend. 1 - No crying 2 - No malls 3 - No weird outings on your days off trying to turn them into together time 4 - Not jealous when you look at other sporting events 5 - Your bike doesn't tell the other bikes how well you ride. |
| 2005-07-26 8:00 PM in reply to: #208260 |
Expert 936 Westchester County NY | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a girlfriend. Wookiee - 2005-07-26 8:03 PM 5 - Your bike doesn't tell the other bikes how well you ride. My bike tells everyone else's bike to watch out cuz I'm coming to get them. Other running shoes don't tell my running shoes that they stink. |
| 2005-07-27 9:51 AM in reply to: #208165 |
Master 2136 A Prairie Home | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. When you say: "I have a boyfriend." Typical Response: "When are you getting married?" "I am a triathlete." Typical Response: "We are not worthy! We are not worthy!" Quite an ego booster. I still love my boyfriend.  |
| 2005-07-27 10:21 AM in reply to: #208222 |
| Veteran 138 Aurora, CO | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Lara - 2005-07-26 5:11 PM you get back the effort that you put in That's totally it. Yay for my boyfriend! |
| 2005-07-27 10:23 AM in reply to: #208165 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Tri doesn't wonder what I'm doing on my rest day. Tri is not threatened by all the hot tri guys at my tri events. Tri is never threatened by my increasing strength and self-confidence. Tri wants me to have more gear. Tri never says "You know... that avocado has alot of fat in it." Edited by Renee 2005-07-27 10:25 AM |
| 2005-07-27 10:35 AM in reply to: #208165 |
| Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. When I say I'm single, Tri doesn't say, "You'll find someone" or try to set me up on a date with their cousins friend in the IT dept. Tri has introduced me to cute boys at the bike shop. Tri makes all my relationships better because now I workout with my sisters, hike with my friends, and is encouraging my mom to quit smoking. Tri lets me call myself an athlete like my dad. |
| 2005-07-27 10:48 AM in reply to: #208165 |
| Coach 10487 Boston, MA | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Tri doesn't get upset when I decide to "DO" a marathon Tri encourages me to take "A BREAK" periodically I can “DO” many Tris in the same season Tri makes me want to be better year after year I can “DO” any Tri whenever I want wherever I want |
| 2005-07-27 11:12 AM in reply to: #208727 |
| Master 1889 Ann Arbor, MI | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Tri does not say "we need to talk" Tri is not secretly in lust with my sister (no not my husband, an ex) Tri likes Godsmack |
| 2005-07-27 11:32 AM in reply to: #208165 |
| Queen BTich 12411 , | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Tri lets us spend all our time together and its never too much. I never get tried of Tri. Tri lets me change my tires as much as I want, on my bike, to practice. Tri lets me swim, bike, and run! Tri is good to me even when he makes me sick from heat and exhaustion. Its still good. |
| 2005-07-27 11:48 AM in reply to: #208783 |
| Got Wahoo? 5423 San Antonio | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. "Tri lets me change my tires as much as I want, on my bike, to practice." You mean you haven't gotten it down yet? There is a difference between practice and repetition....
Tri encourages you to move up to another level, but still lets you come back for a booty call once in a while. Tri is straight forward - $100 for 3 hours, $250 for 6 hours and $500 for 13 hours.... If you want to bring toys, it's almost never a problem. When you're done emersing yourself in Tri doesn't want you to buy it anything.... Tri is never, ever, ever dry. Edited by tmwelshy 2005-07-27 11:49 AM |
| 2005-07-27 6:08 PM in reply to: #208165 |
| Extreme Veteran 427 Shiloh Illinois | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. |
| 2005-07-28 6:02 AM in reply to: #208165 |
| Elite 2777 In my bunk with new shoes and purple sweats. | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. Welshy, you forgot to mention, The faster you finish, the better she feels If you say it's a race, she agrees You know in advance what's expected and it doesn't change it's mind. I could write more but if I do my wife said she would beat me up. |
| 2005-07-28 10:50 AM in reply to: #208783 |
| COURT JESTER 12230 ROCKFORD, IL | Subject: RE: Why tri training is better than having a boyfriend. TriComet - 2005-07-27 10:32 AM Tri doesn't mind how many tires you change or on how many others peoples bikes Tri lets us spend all our time together and its never too much. I never get tried of Tri. Tri lets me change my tires as much as I want, on my bike, to practice. Tri lets me swim, bike, and run! Tri is good to me even when he makes me sick from heat and exhaustion. Its still good. |
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