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2006-07-21 10:17 AM

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This is the funniest series of skits in the history of SNL.

Trebek: This is a sound a dog makes, Connery: What is Moo? Trebek: No! Connery: Well thats the sound you Mom made last night Trebek: NO! we would of accepted Bow Wow or Ruff Connery; Oh Ruff, just the way your mother likes it.

Damm you and your daily doubles you brigand! One day it'll be my turn, Trebek!

Suck on it Trebek, suck on it long, suck on it hard.

Connery: Well the game is afoot, I'll take "anal bum covers" for 400. Trebek: Thats 'An Album Cover' not anal bum cover. You have led a horrifying life.
And I'm the c*ck of the walk!

I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $200. Trebek: That's "The Pen is Mightier..."
You think your so smart Trebek, with your Dago mustache and greasy hair...

I've got a riddle for you Trebek, 'What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Well I can't remember how it goes but your mothers a ****!


Knock Knock. Trebek: Whos there? Connery: ME!! the guy that slept with your mother last night

Trebek: The name of the Beatles drummer Connery: Cravin Moorehead Trebek: Who is Cravin Moorhead Connery: Apparently you are

Mr Connery it's your board.. It certainly is you beef witted apple john


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2006-07-21 10:23 AM
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Dammit Jim....it's a bad link.

 





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2006-07-21 10:26 AM
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I remember those skits!!! Will Ferrell always played Alex. Those were awesome!!!
2006-07-21 10:31 AM
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http://teamdawghouse.com/(movies)celebrity_jeopardy.shtml

For some reason, if you cut and paste the inlk in your browser, it works. Not sure why the lazy link doesn't work.

2006-07-21 10:31 AM
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Classic. 
2006-07-21 10:33 AM
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"I'll take the rapists for $200, Alex"

"That's Therapists, Sean, Therapists." *Sigh*


2006-07-21 10:58 AM
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Thanks for a FUNNY thread Jim!

I love those skits, classic.

2006-07-21 11:02 AM
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I think I have pretty much all of them illegally downloaded on my computer.  I'll find them occasionally on accident and watch all of them.

I heart boobs.

2006-07-21 11:06 AM
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DerekL - 2006-07-21 11:02 AM

I think I have pretty much all of them illegally downloaded on my computer.  I'll find them occasionally on accident and watch all of them.

I heart boobs.

Yes! That was my favorite one!

2006-07-21 11:39 AM
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I'll take Colors that end in 'Urple for $400. 

My other favorite is A Petit Déjeuner.  Connery (or maybe it was Burt Reynolds):  "I'll take Ape T*t"

Good stuff!



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2006-07-21 11:44 AM
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HERE is a transcript from a great episode.  Enjoy!


2006-07-21 11:57 AM
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Turd Ferguson. Awesome.
2006-07-21 2:33 PM
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I like the one with "Swords".  Trebek: That's  "s words".
2006-07-21 2:47 PM
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run4yrlif - 2006-07-21 8:17 AM

This is the funniest series of skits in the history of SNL.

Trebek: This is a sound a dog makes, Connery: What is Moo? Trebek: No! Connery: Well thats the sound you Mom made last night Trebek: NO! we would of accepted Bow Wow or Ruff Connery; Oh Ruff, just the way your mother likes it.

Damm you and your daily doubles you brigand! One day it'll be my turn, Trebek!

Suck on it Trebek, suck on it long, suck on it hard.

Connery: Well the game is afoot, I'll take "anal bum covers" for 400. Trebek: Thats 'An Album Cover' not anal bum cover. You have led a horrifying life.
And I'm the c*ck of the walk!

I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $200. Trebek: That's "The Pen is Mightier..."
You think your so smart Trebek, with your Dago mustache and greasy hair...

I've got a riddle for you Trebek, 'What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Well I can't remember how it goes but your mothers a ****!


Knock Knock. Trebek: Whos there? Connery: ME!! the guy that slept with your mother last night

Trebek: The name of the Beatles drummer Connery: Cravin Moorehead Trebek: Who is Cravin Moorhead Connery: Apparently you are

Mr Connery it's your board.. It certainly is you beef witted apple john


I agree. The 'Connery' 'Trebek' interaction is priceless. Also, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds is hil-fing-larious
2006-07-21 7:56 PM
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I had a boss in Hawaii with a great sense of humor, but he had never seen this skit.  So over the course of the week I'd insert different Connery quips at the most inappropriate times.  For some reason, he laughed the most at: " ... well thats the sound your Mom made last night Trebek: NO! we would of accepted Bow Wow or Ruff Connery; Oh Ruff, just the way your mother likes it".

Then it morphed into other add ons, like "I rode her like dog," and "she begged for mercy" (in my worst Connery impression), but we would laugh our @sses off.

I also remember being in the Command Center one morning getting a briefing and somehow the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) terrorist network came up.  However, the briefer just used the acronym.  I had just watched the movie American Pie and was beside myself laughing ... at a serious operational brief ... with like 10 other people.  I had to go "off-line" to tell him why it was so funny.

Now that I think about it, I'm lucky I didn't get fired.



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2006-07-22 6:16 AM
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"I'd like Jap Anus relations"

"That's Japan- US Relations"

 

Probably my favorite skit. So many classic lines form that, so many great impersonations: Marlon Brando, Keanu Reeves, And of course, sean connery and turd ferguson.

 

 



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