Subject: Celebrity Jeopardy This is the funniest series of skits in the history of SNL. Trebek: This is a sound a dog makes, Connery: What is Moo? Trebek: No! Connery: Well thats the sound you Mom made last night Trebek: NO! we would of accepted Bow Wow or Ruff Connery; Oh Ruff, just the way your mother likes it. Damm you and your daily doubles you brigand! One day it'll be my turn, Trebek!
Suck on it Trebek, suck on it long, suck on it hard.
Connery: Well the game is afoot, I'll take "anal bum covers" for 400. Trebek: Thats 'An Album Cover' not anal bum cover. You have led a horrifying life. And I'm the c*ck of the walk!
I'll take "The Penis Mightier" for $200. Trebek: That's "The Pen is Mightier..." You think your so smart Trebek, with your Dago mustache and greasy hair...
I've got a riddle for you Trebek, 'What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? Well I can't remember how it goes but your mothers a ****!
Knock Knock. Trebek: Whos there? Connery: ME!! the guy that slept with your mother last night
Trebek: The name of the Beatles drummer Connery: Cravin Moorehead Trebek: Who is Cravin Moorhead Connery: Apparently you are
Mr Connery it's your board.. It certainly is you beef witted apple john
Edited by run4yrlif 2006-07-21 10:29 AM
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