NEVER, EVER Pass gas in a wetsuit!

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No idea what it is, but I thought it was hilarious.  Give's Jim's Black Spandex Man a run for his money!

That's funny!  Thanks for a good laugh!

If that turns someone on they have serious issues. So where do ya get one of those???

Edited by smokeater1833 2005-12-15 4:29 PM

Get me a napkin please, I just spit water all over my monitor!!!!

You need one of those smokeater for Saturday- see how many kids will want to sit on your lap and ask for presents wearing that

Last I checked they didn't make wetsuits with a headcover complete with eye and mouth holes.

Still funny though.

Also, if you look closely at the head cover, you can see where they blew it up like a pool raft or something.  So to confirm, it's not a wetsuit.  You can just call me "eagle eyes"!

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A dive buddy of mine has a t-shirt like that... The caption says "...and reason #1 why you don't fart in your drysuit at 200 feet"

This also applies to a post dive converstation I once had:
Me: Dude, can I ask you for a big favor?
Dive Buddy: Um, sure. What is it?
Me: Can you unzip my drysuit? (Zipper runs across my shoulders)
DB: Sure, not a problem. Why did you say "a big favor"?
Me: Um, I think I farted 40 minutes into that last dive.
DB: Then, um, no. While I am your friend, I'm just not THAT friend

-Frank

It's not the kids I am aiming it's the grannys.

Does that come out of Area 51? I know that place!

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I know what that is. It's fetishwear. I saw it used in "The Filth and the Fury", a documentary on the Sex Pistols.

John Lydon said he didn't like the way people were dressing, so he started going to this fetish store and picking up leather and studded stuff. This outfit was used somewhat metaphorically throughout the movie, not as one of Lydon's costumes.

Imagine the pressure on that guy's eardrums!