Trolling

I don't think I'd want those horns in my face.

You're not alone.

Buck at 100yds: "Oh, look kids.  That's awesome!"

Buck at 1yd: "Are you sure the door is locked?"

That's too funny. I remember being on vacation up in the Poconos with another family and the deer came by for a treat. The kids were totally amazed that they ate grapes.

Tortillas, though, I think you need to check their immigration status.

Our whitetail deer are considerably smaller than the ones you see up north. However, the top pic is a bit deceptive. He's a good 20 feet away from me. He also planted his hind legs and stretched himself, I guess he felt safer that way. I'd guess he was a 200 lb. + animal. I was surprised he got that close, as the bigger ones usually won't wander into my yard if we're out there. He had a cut running down the back of his neck which you can see in the second pic. Maybe that injury had him off his game and made him less cautious. Still, not a bad 8 pointer.

 He sooo hoeny loving me long time....

FTW! Using the word rack 3 times in one paragraph.

That is actually trololoing, something quite different than trolling.

Sadly, the Trololo Man, Eduard Khil, died in June of this year from complications of a stroke.