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Subject:C. Norris aftermath...
Equally upset by being denied a late breakfast, cartoon reading riot Muslims continue where Chuck Norris left off, giving the worse clown beating in history.
Chuck Norris doesn't trust chickens. He thinks it's their souless black eyes. Chuck Norris would rather starve than face down a chicken and then have to spend another year in therapy to get him back to his happy place.
DerekL - 2006-02-15 8:56 AM
Please. Chuck Norris doesn't eat eggs. He eats the whole chicken and tells them to lay the eggs inside of him.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:52 AM
Jack Bauer can get a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissanwich after 10:30.
hangloose - 2006-02-15 8:47 AM
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:05 AM Chuck Norris is afraid of clowns.
And Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.
Yeah, but Chuck Norris' happy place is naked inside a straight jacket filled with Ben-Gay and fire ants.
With Enya playing nonstop.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 8:00 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't trust chickens. He thinks it's their souless black eyes. Chuck Norris would rather starve than face down a chicken and then have to spend another year in therapy to get him back to his happy place.
DerekL - 2006-02-15 8:56 AM
Please. Chuck Norris doesn't eat eggs. He eats the whole chicken and tells them to lay the eggs inside of him.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:52 AM
Jack Bauer can get a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissanwich after 10:30.
hangloose - 2006-02-15 8:47 AM
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:05 AM Chuck Norris is afraid of clowns.
And Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.
Chuck Norris' happy place is Bed, Bath and Beyond. So many useful gadgets!
DerekL - 2006-02-15 9:03 AM
Yeah, but Chuck Norris' happy place is naked inside a straight jacket filled with Ben-Gay and fire ants.
With Enya playing nonstop.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 8:00 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't trust chickens. He thinks it's their souless black eyes. Chuck Norris would rather starve than face down a chicken and then have to spend another year in therapy to get him back to his happy place.
DerekL - 2006-02-15 8:56 AM
Please. Chuck Norris doesn't eat eggs. He eats the whole chicken and tells them to lay the eggs inside of him.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:52 AM
Jack Bauer can get a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissanwich after 10:30.
hangloose - 2006-02-15 8:47 AM
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:05 AM Chuck Norris is afraid of clowns.
And Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.
Chuck Norris' happy place is Bed, Bath and Beyond. So many useful gadgets!
DerekL - 2006-02-15 9:03 AM
Yeah, but Chuck Norris' happy place is naked inside a straight jacket filled with Ben-Gay and fire ants.
With Enya playing nonstop.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 8:00 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't trust chickens. He thinks it's their souless black eyes. Chuck Norris would rather starve than face down a chicken and then have to spend another year in therapy to get him back to his happy place.
DerekL - 2006-02-15 8:56 AM
Please. Chuck Norris doesn't eat eggs. He eats the whole chicken and tells them to lay the eggs inside of him.
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:52 AM
Jack Bauer can get a Sausage, Egg & Cheese Croissanwich after 10:30.
hangloose - 2006-02-15 8:47 AM
run4yrlif - 2006-02-15 7:05 AM Chuck Norris is afraid of clowns.
And Jack Bauer can get breakfast at McDonald's after 10:30.