Subject: BIKE PORN....ARE U ADDICTED!!!!HI FELLOW BT'ERS
I HAVE A CONFESSION. YES, I AM ADDICTED TO BIKE PORN. USUALLY MY CONSUMPTION INCREASES THIS TIME OF YEAR HERE IN AUSTRALIA AS THE DAYS GET LONGER, WARMER, AND THE FIRST RACE IS NEAR. I FIND MYSELF LOOKING AT BIKES AT WORK, AT HOME, DREAMING OF A NEW STEED. AHHHHH I NEED HELP!!!! ANY SUPPORT GROUPS OUT THERE???? I AM SURE I AM NOT THE ONLY SUFFERER FROM THIS DISEASE. I KNOW IT'S NOT WHAT THE INTERNET WAS INTENDED FOR BUT I CAN'T HELP IT.
I HAVE FOUND MYSELF LOOKING AT THE HARD CORE STUFF TOO.......TRIATHLON WEBSITES, NOT JUST BIKES I NEED HELP. PLEASE DONATE TO MY "GET ME A NEW BIKE FUND" TO STOP THIS. IT'S THE ONLY KNOWN CURE. GIVE GENEROUSLY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND I GO TO A SHOP AND START ASKING AIMLESS QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS YEARS MODELS THAT IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS LAST YEARS JUST WITH A NEW PAINT JOB. |