Subject: RE: My scalp's on fire!Pool dork? Wearing a swim cap is like wearing bicycle shorts. It's normal. The swimmers without caps are dead giveaways as rookies. Also note that not all swim caps are equal. In particular, the logo on the swim cap earns you more/less respect points:
+5 Ironman Cap
+4 Half IM Cap
+3 Small Tri Race Cap
+2 Local Master's Team Cap
+1 Local High School Team Cap
+0 Manufacturers Logo Cap (Speedo/Tyr/etc )
-1 Solid Colored Cap, No Logo
-2 Cap Pimping a Local Tri Shop
-3 Cap Pimping a Local Gym
-4 Cap Pimping a Local Truckstop
-5 No Cap at all
So there you have it. You don't want -5 points do you? and this is just pertaining to caps, don't get me started with goggles or swim suits.
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