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2006-04-27 8:11 AM

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Elite
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This just in
BSM is not black.


2006-04-27 8:15 AM
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Right.  His spandex is.  I think that he helps all people feel more comfortable about their bodies in spandex, regardless of skin color, size, religion, or bike color.
2006-04-27 8:15 AM
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*GASP*

I feel so decieved.

2006-04-27 8:17 AM
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gullahcracker - 2006-04-27 9:11 AM

This just in
BSM is not black.


Is he red? I bet he's red.
2006-04-27 8:20 AM
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He could be red. He's really fast. But his favorite song is "Thriller" and he speaks so well.
2006-04-27 8:22 AM
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gullahcracker - 2006-04-27 9:20 AM

He could be red. He's really fast. But his favorite song is "Thriller" and he speaks so well.


Does he speak in that soft, high voice and wear one glove?


2006-04-27 8:39 AM
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2006-04-27 8:40 AM
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2006-04-27 8:43 AM
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2006-04-27 8:44 AM
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Black Spandex Man - 2006-04-27 9:41 AM
Sometimes the spandex chaffes.


Ummmm.....try duct tape for those "problem areas". Or Bodyglide, if you're a wuss.


2006-04-27 9:34 AM
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Elite
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Thanks Black Spandex Man. I'll rest easy knowing you keep us from the forces of EVILLE.
(and with a mighty high ho,  BSM rides away on his trusty steed)
meanwhile in a musty cellar below a local bike shop a shadowy figure ............
2006-04-27 9:36 AM
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wait...wait...  his picture clearly indicates he's a paleface wearing black.  why the surprise?   

 

I just got my nails done.  They are... BLACK.  

t'ain't the time to be dainty.  As one of my big wise friends on BT said, "putting your game face on".

toes too.  way cool. 



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2006-04-27 9:37 AM
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gullahcracker - 2006-04-27 10:34 AM ...with a mighty high ho...

Hey Black Neoprene Girl...the cracker just called you a ho. And inferred you were on drugs. You gonna stand for that?

2006-04-27 10:45 AM
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"Bike Color: Extremely Important. Black absorbs sunlight, which heats the substrate. The increased heat of the substrate heats the surrounding air. Warm air is less dense than cold air, therefore it imparts less friction to objects passing though it. Less friction = more speed. Ergo, black bikes are fastest. "

Stop turning me on, it's not even noon.

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2006-04-27 10:54 AM
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southernaquagoddess - 2006-04-27 11:45 AM


"Bike Color: Extremely Important. Black absorbs sunlight, which heats the substrate. The increased heat of the substrate heats the surrounding air. Warm air is less dense than cold air, therefore it imparts less friction to objects passing though it. Less friction = more speed. Ergo, black bikes are fastest. "

Stop turning me on, it's not even noon.

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Sag, I think I love you too....


2006-04-27 11:03 AM
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2006-04-27 11:17 AM
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2006-04-27 11:20 AM
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......this is me trying to be good........

Too many jokes so little time.

2006-04-27 2:18 PM
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Black Spandex Man - 2006-04-27 8:40 AM

Comet - 2006-04-27 9:15 AM

*GASP*

I feel so decieved.



I never purported to be anything I'm not. Why does my skin color matter to you?


BC she is a racist? that or like BSM for his well um, you know.... large um....
2006-04-27 2:18 PM
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Black Spandex Man - 2006-04-27 8:40 AM

Comet - 2006-04-27 9:15 AM

*GASP*

I feel so decieved.



I never purported to be anything I'm not. Why does my skin color matter to you?


BC she is a racist? that or like BSM for his well um, you know.... large um....


2006-04-27 2:37 PM
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I cant say I was deceived, I mean if he was black he would be called spandex black man...

But I still feel uncomfortable saying black spandex... can you not come up with a good use for another word other than black.. maybe ebony spandex man

2006-04-27 3:22 PM
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golfinggods - 2006-04-27 2:37 PM

maybe ebony spandex man


or african-american spandex man

or high melanin pigment spandex man
2006-04-27 3:23 PM
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OMG you guys are just over the top this week. All of you.
2006-04-27 3:28 PM
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Master
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Comet - 2006-04-27 3:23 PM

OMG you guys are just over the top this week. All of you.


no your just sucking... which might be a good thing...

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  • pervs, i meant that it makes us all look better by comparison.
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