Women's Rules

I learned the hard way, so to warn the other's of my gender, here they are for your benefit;


1-The Female always makes THE RULES.
2-THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3-No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4-If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5-The Female is never wrong.
6-If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said.
7-If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8-The Female can change her mind at any time.
9-The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10-The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11-The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12-The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13-The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14-At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15-If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16-If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17-Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
18-If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule # 5.