KSH - 2009-07-24 3:40 PM Gosh, I'm starting to think Gary and Jonny are dating.
Isn't that a Johnny Cash song?
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Well now Gary and Johnny were sweethearts
They were true as a blue blue sky
He was a long-legged Specialized rider with a wicked run split
But he was his man nearly all of the time
Well Johnny he packed up to go ridin' but he promised he'd be back
He said he had a little racin' to do a little farther down the track
He said I'm your man I wouldn't do you wrong
Well Gary jumped on the trainer thinkin' about his man
Far away the couples were running to the pace of his Garmin
He was Gary's man he wadn't doin' her wrong
Then by the bikes walked a cyborg cougar Johnny saw her right away
She came down by the transition area to watch him while he changed
He was Gary's man but he was far away
He changed his shoes in transition the cyborg cougar she smiled back at him
Then he came and blew a snot rocket while the sun was beating down
What Gary didn't know wouldn't hurt her none
Then the cyborg cougar jumped up and slapped him she slapped him a time or two
She said I'm Gary's sister and I was checking up on you
If you're his man you better treat him right
Well the moral of this story is be good but carry a stick
Sometimes it looks like a Specialized rider just can't tell what to pick
He was Gary's man and he still ain't done him wrong
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