Nip coverage

Jeez, all you people do is goof around when it comes to nipples.  Here's what really works.

Cut out the nipple area of all of your shirts...

Band-Aids for the nips. And while I'm not brand-conscious about most things, Band Aid brand does seem to stick better, especially with sweat.

New Skin liquid bandage for the feet.  Before a marathon, I paint the balls of my feet and the bottoms and sides of my toes with the stuff the night before and again in the morning to add an extra layer of skin.  Could probably use on the nips as well, but I still like the Band-Aids just to be safe.

"I put clothespins on mine during my off days and that makes them tough.....

But that's a little game my wife and I play....not anything for training."

Thanks.......I just spit coffee all over my screen!

that, or just have your nipples removed.

I've tried em all and liquid bandage is the best overall solution for the nips as well.

As others have said...Band-Aid Spots for the nipples.  They will last all day and several days if you choose.  Just remember to shave around the nipples first.  Not that I have any experience with that.

For the feet, I use nothing but Bag Balm.  Amazing stuff.  Use it for cycling saddle cream as well.

sounds crazy, but I use vaseline.

And that's when the thread turned NSFW

 Ok, I tried this today. Two problems.

1. I now have chaffing where the string goes over my shoulder and around my back

2. I can't get the clothespins on under the coconut.

Don't get me started on what a grass skirt did to my nether regions...

Take your spare inner tube and cut it in half the long way.  Use one half as an undergarment for the string around the back area.  Use the other half as an undergarment for the string around the neck area (Although, I don't understand why you have the string going around your neck).

As for the nether region, Apply a generous amount of that rubber paint they use for the handles on nice wrenches first, then wear the grass skirt (Note, make sure you're not using saw grass).

Last, put the clothes pins on BEFORE the coconuts....

 I used the string around my neck to control 'floppage.' The string around my back controlled the yaw and some of the roll axis, but i needed one over the shoulder and around my neck to control the severe floppage experienced around and about the pitch axis.

  I'm beginning to believe you've never tried this before. You know that wrench coating stuff is a "hot dip" application right?

You're digging the addition of rubber to this aren't ya?