White party - what to wear?

I added a picture - everyone must dress in white. Duh.

Huh. I would skip it. Wearing white=big stain somewhere on my person five minutes after I get where I'm going. Seriously. I have taken all the white out of my wardrobe...

But if you insist on going, I say try something like the brunette in that photo is wearing. Cleavage is always in.

White boxers, tank top.

ohhhhh... like a camisole?

Man, what was I thinking earlier?  Things are wide open here....you could go with...

Whipped cream

Charmin

Spackling

Michael Jackson

A cloud (the thunder and lightning theme comes into play here)

Baby Seals

The south pole

Milk.  Got milk?

Good humor man gear.  Heh.

no, I don't think I can pull off the camisole. ...but I can take a date who is wearing a camisole and boxers, and I can wear white PJs....

I can't believe you missed the obvious, Rick.

Depends.

Could we be witnessing the genesis of the anti-BSM?  White Spandex Man?

I shudder at the mental picture thought.

{{{shudder}}}

Forget about this one.  I already tried googling "white spandex" and "white tri suits" - there's nothing out there.  I did have white spandex leggings in college though - I wore them with a white shirt to be salt while my roommate wore all black to be pepper.  So maybe there's still hope.