A&M v. Tech

Um, Haley...step away from the crack pipe, honey.  I love my Aggies with all my heart...and I am PRAYING for a miracle.  But the likely scenario is that Tech beats us by about 40. 

**Edit for Haley**

A&M is going to beat the ever livin', ever lovin', compound, complex, Fighting Texas Aggie Class of 1992 HELL outta Texas Tech.

But I love my crack pipe!

Well, we know we're a long shot, but I'm not going to sit here and say "were going to lose" or something like that. I'm still rooting for my team!

Them is fightin words! OUCH!

2004 WHOOP!
Should I sport my overalls even though I'll be in front of the tv?!

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Outside the fringe group of fanatics like yourself, who really cares? They're playing for second place (or lower) in Texas, for goodness sake. It's not like either of them is a contender, or has a decent team.

Was just trying to entertain myself today bear and stir the pot... *hangs her head and sulks away*

WAIT!!! If you don't care...get off my thread!!!!

Geaux Tigers! (Now do you feel better?)

I would have expected more from you bear. That was not your best attempt.

Just let us have our fun! We're reaching here, all we have it trash talk.

Hey, I can't be on my "A" game 100% of the time. Besides, your poor downtrodden excuses for football teams have awoken the pity in me.

Dumbass.

Sorry, lost track of this team after LSU made their coach cry. Do they still play football?

Obviously a narrow definition of "teams that matter." Are the only "teams that matter" the ones you beat? Like a hobbled Georgia team? What's next? The Little Sisters of the Poor?

good one!

You're so kind. I take back our wager.

As sad as this article is, it also made me laugh.

Entire Family Beats Child

College Station, Texas - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Brazos County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Texas Aggies, whom the boy firmly believes are not currently capable of beating anyone.