Better than a flu shot

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Miss Beatrice,
 
 The church organist,
 Was in her eighties
 And had never been married.
 She was admired for her sweetness
 And kindness to all.
 One afternoon the pastor
 Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
 She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
 As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
 The young minister
 Noticed a cute glass bowl
 Sitting on top of it.
 

The bowl was filled
 With water,
 And in the water
 Floated, of all things, a condom!
 When she returned
 With tea and scones,
 They began to chat.
 The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
 About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
 'Miss Beatrice', he said,
 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
 Pointing to the bowl.
 'Oh, yes,' she replied,
 'Isn't it wonderful?
 I was walking through
 The Park a few months ago
 And I found this little package
 On the ground.
 The directions said
 To place it on the organ,
 Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
 Do you know
 I haven't had the flu
 All winter.'