Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."

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2007-09-10 7:03 PM

Elite
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Subject: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."
  1. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.
  2. Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!
  3. Look at the size of that thing!
  4. Sorry about the mess...
  5. You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
  6. Aren't you a little short for a storm trooper?
  7. You've got something jammed in here real good.
  8. Put that thing away before you get us all killed!
  9. Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?
  10. Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!
  11. Judge me by my size, do you?

2007-09-10 7:18 PM
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Pro
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."
ha.  Some are a stretch though
2007-09-10 7:18 PM
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Elite
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."

How about from the end of the first one (Episide IV)...

"You're all clear kid - now let's blow this thing and get outta here!"

(it was something like that)

 

2007-09-10 7:35 PM
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."
All very good.  Been a while for me, so I wont be able to add to that list.
2007-09-10 11:19 PM
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."
Darth Vader: I sense something; a presence I've not felt since...

pilot 1: I got a problem here.
p 2: Eject!
p 1: I can hold it.
p2: Pull out!
p 1: No, I'm all right... ahhh!
2007-09-11 12:45 AM
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."

"borrowed" from another forum:

 

The Top 15 "Star Wars" Euphemisms for Masturbation

15. Shooting Womprats in Beggar's Canyon
14. Grooming the Wookie
13. Making the Kessel Run
12. Polishing Vader's Helmet
11. Evacuating Tatooine
10. Unsheathing the Meatsaber
9. Releasing the Special Edition
8. Jumping to Delight Speed
7. Communicating with Red Leader One
6. Lightsaber Practice with Captain Solo
5. Tinkering With the R2 Unit
4. Manually Targeting the Rebel Base
3. Performing the Jedi Hand Trick
2. Scratching Yoda Behind the Ears

And the number 1 "Star Wars" Euphemism for Masturbation...

1. Test Firing the Death Star 



2007-09-11 5:23 AM
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Subject: RE: Sexual Innuendos from "Star Wars."

If you like Star Wars, Chad Vader is must see Interwebz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wGR4-SeuJ0

 

I also think this one is hysterical (mild language and bleeps): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJxh35aYqnc

 



Edited by FishrCutB8 2007-09-11 5:25 AM
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