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2005-08-05 10:12 AM

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Subject: Burritoes are EVIL!!
I'm trying to advance my anti-burrito campaign. Does anyone have a picture of Osama Bin Laden eating a burrito? Or maybe Saddam.......

2005-08-05 10:25 AM
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what did the burritos ever do to you???
2005-08-05 10:31 AM
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They made my belly stick out and my ass droop.
2005-08-05 10:44 AM
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And I'd like to see Saddam just try...

2005-08-05 10:48 AM
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"I pity the fool"  Okay I know its not Mr. T or "Clubber Lang" but thats the first thing that came to mind.
2005-08-05 12:01 PM
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Ok you wanted proof. Burritos are EVIL.



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2005-08-05 12:13 PM
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Death to Burritoes everywhere!
2005-08-05 12:13 PM
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I really don't think that burrito made Saddam get dressed up in his jockey shorts.  He needs to take responisibility for his actions and stop blaming the burrito.
2005-08-05 1:30 PM
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2005-08-05 2:15 PM
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- 2005-08-05 2:30 PM

 I dont like burritos..

When did this happen?  I thought we shared something/.

2005-08-05 2:20 PM
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If you don't like burritos, there is something wrong with your noggin.

2005-08-05 2:23 PM
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- 2005-08-05 2:30 PM

wow guys, this thread is kidna random and retarded..

I like your style.. I dont like burritos.. I like fahjitas, quesadillias, wraps.. I think I just don't like the beans.. BARF

You can get them without beans. I don't always get beans. Its still a burrito.

2005-08-05 3:06 PM
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- 2005-08-05 11:30 AM

wow guys, this thread is kidna random and retarded..

2005-08-05 3:06 PM
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wow guys, this thread is kidna random and retarded..

Don't judge...

2005-08-05 3:32 PM
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Kupe du Monde - 2005-08-05 4:06 PM
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wow guys, this thread is kidna random and retarded..

Don't judge...

Yeah, don't judge, or we'll make fun of the fact that you can't spell... although, that "kidna" mean, so we might not do it.

2005-08-05 5:47 PM
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Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Burrito .... the axis of evil.

2005-08-05 6:00 PM
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More evidence that burritos are EVIL!!



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2005-08-05 6:04 PM
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LOL!! love the "mini bin"
2005-08-05 6:54 PM
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Burrito is my food of choice for the "if you were stranded on a destered island" scenario.

Is there any other more perfect food?




2005-08-05 7:00 PM
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Burritos are causing the downfall of western civilization. My theory is as follows:

Burritos are made with tortillas. Tortillas are made with CARBS! Carbs are the only reason anyone is overweight. If there were no carbs we would all be as thin as Kate Moss.

Burritos are made with ground or shredded beef. Beef has mad cow disease in it. Everyone knows that.

Burritos are made in a rolled shape not unlike a joint... Think about it.

Burritos are made with Cheese. Cheese has fat in it. Fat is bad. All fat, no fat is better.

Burritos are made with beans. Do I really need to explain this one?

Burritos are made with tomatoes. Tomatoes are poison! They have known that since the 1400's

Burritos are often wrapped in tin foil. Tin foil is how the aliens track us. It was in the Weekly World News.

Burritos sometimes have an unexplicable red sauce in or one them. No one knows what is in that stuff or where it comes from.

Burritos are often made with taste bud murdering peppers. Save a tastebud! There has to be a website somewhere.

Yes, the evidence is overwhelming. We are in danger of losing our hard won freedoms because of deadly burrito addiction.

Further Chipotle has all the earmarks of a religious cult! Save yourselves now. If you do not have this deadly addicition then run now. You cannot save those already converted. Run, run now.

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2005-08-08 12:48 AM
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Kupe du Monde - 2005-08-05 4:06 PM
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wow guys, this thread is kidna random and retarded..

Don't judge...

Yeah, don't judge, or we'll make fun of the fact that you can't spell... although, that "kidna" mean, so we might not do it.

I'm almost positive thatin fact meant to type kidna which is an abbreviation for an Echidna.  In fact I'll go find a piccie of Kenny Kidna for you all! lol

2005-08-08 1:12 AM
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I will kindly offer my services to help rid the world of this plague. Please send all burritos to me for immediate disposal. I`m do not expect any compensation or glory for performing this valuble service, I feel that it is my duty as a patriot.

You`re welcome,
Von

P.S.- no meat, extra hot sauce please.
2005-08-08 1:22 PM
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I too volunteer to help rid the world of any troublesome burritos.  Please send all of these burdensome items to my house and I'll be happy to do my part one tasty bite at a time.   Mmmmmm.  Burrito.  I'll happily take the ones Von doesn't want (i.e. meat and hot sauce.)

By the way, you can't blame carbs for making people overweight.  You can blame sitting in front of the television, playing on the internet, driving everywhere, sleeping in, being lazy, complete lack of self control and general indifference, but not carbs.



Edited by dibujob 2005-08-08 1:23 PM

2005-08-08 1:30 PM
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dibujob - 2005-08-08 2:22 PM

I too volunteer to help rid the world of any troublesome burritos.  Please send all of these burdensome items to my house and I'll be happy to do my part one tasty bite at a time.   Mmmmmm.  Burrito.  I'll happily take the ones Von doesn't want (i.e. meat and hot sauce.)

By the way, you can't blame carbs for making people overweight.  You can blame sitting in front of the television, playing on the internet, driving everywhere, sleeping in, being lazy, complete lack of self control and general indifference, but not carbs.



Ahem.. why does no one get my humor??? Is it me? No, don't answer that. It was a joke! I was being facetious! Of course carbs don't make you fat, any more than the Ab Lounge for 10 minutes a day is going to make you thin!

I read over my response again. Do you really think that I think that aliens track us through tin foil? Nonesense! It's the fillings in our teeth!

I thought it was funny anyway

Edited by nliedel 2005-08-08 1:31 PM
2005-08-08 1:36 PM
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lol...now it's funny, especially with an Ab-Lounger reference tossed in there.

Sorry, I didn't read the original post carefully enough...in fact, I only read the first sentence and missed the rest of it entirely.  Had I made it to even the second sentence, with the Mad Cow reference I would have realized it's a joke.

 I'm half asleep from my gym session this morning and I was up all night last night.  With a Carnitas burrito tossed into the mix I'm in a food coma.  



Edited by dibujob 2005-08-08 1:38 PM
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