Burritoes are EVIL!! (Page 2)

dibujob - 2005-08-08 2:36 PM

lol...now it's funny, especially with an Ab-Lounger reference tossed in there.

Sorry, I didn't read the original post carefully enough...in fact, I only read the first sentence and missed the rest of it entirely.  Had I made it to even the second sentence, with the Mad Cow reference I would have realized it's a joke.

 I'm half asleep from my gym session this morning and I was up all night last night.  With a Carnitas burrito tossed into the mix I'm in a food coma.  

nliedel - 2005-08-05 5:00 PM Burritos are causing the downfall of western civilization. My theory is as follows: Burritos are made with tortillas. Tortillas are made with CARBS! Carbs are the only reason anyone is overweight. If there were no carbs we would all be as thin as Kate Moss. Burritos are made with ground or shredded beef. Beef has mad cow disease in it. Everyone knows that. Burritos are made in a rolled shape not unlike a joint... Think about it. Burritos are made with Cheese. Cheese has fat in it. Fat is bad. All fat, no fat is better. Burritos are made with beans. Do I really need to explain this one? Burritos are made with tomatoes. Tomatoes are poison! They have known that since the 1400's Burritos are often wrapped in tin foil. Tin foil is how the aliens track us. It was in the Weekly World News. Burritos sometimes have an unexplicable red sauce in or one them. No one knows what is in that stuff or where it comes from. Burritos are often made with taste bud murdering peppers. Save a tastebud! There has to be a website somewhere. Yes, the evidence is overwhelming. We are in danger of losing our hard won freedoms because of deadly burrito addiction. Further Chipotle has all the earmarks of a religious cult! Save yourselves now. If you do not have this deadly addicition then run now. You cannot save those already converted. Run, run now.