Comet's 1,000th waste of time

Ok- here it goes!  I don't claim to be a poet!

Congrats to TriComet and her 1, 000th post,

She obviosuly works hards and tries the most.

She wastes so much time being on BT.com,

But that's what makes her the ultimate burrito bomb!

A 1,000 posts- how can that be?

I better stop working, so I can be like Haley!

Huh??  Help me out...is that a hycoo (sp?) or something?

Hey- I think we need to have people vote on the best poem becuase so far I think mine's the best...if I do say so myself!

I will decide on the best poem since this is my thread. We are still awaiting a submission by welshy and others.

Ohhhh...these are getting good!!!

Haley is such a sexy, saucy little girl

The kind you love to take for a whirl

Loves to go down… beer slides

Drinking and slipping until she hurls

Loves Chipotle, and Beginner Triathlete too

She has got a posse, an Atlanta crew

She’ll give you a shocker… of a good time

She’s single, and she’s looking at you

1000 is her very lucky number

1000 posts she’s no longer under

So don’t get hard… headed here

Posts, not how many loved her

All her pictures display a Pabst

All her avatars are good laughs

I’m hung… up on her diaper wear

Just love the shot of her abs…

So today is a special day

To acknowledge Haley’s spunky way

so cute it’s hard not to spill… over in excitement

So many would love to roll her in the hay

Special, with over 1000 posts

We should have a Haley roast

I bet she’d like it up… and down the boards

Let’s hear it for Haley and her 1000 times a 1000 words…

WELSHY!!!

Who else would it be? Gotta love the ode full of innuendo.

However, I really do appreciate the entries by GSUlee, cervelo and his humpness, and chris.

gsu: yours is especially hilarious becasue my friends like to call me Vomit Comet and there is no way you could have known that! 

YOu mean you don't appreciate my entry???  Is it because I bailed on the soap opera thread?  I had no idea this would have an affect on my poem or else I would have hung in onthe soap opera for a few hours longer!  I know what happened.  Jim didn't want me to win, so he deliberately made all that stuff up saying that thread was making me look bad, knowing that I would bail, it would make you mad, and then you wouldn't pick my poem!  Sneaky, sneaky run4yrlife!