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2005-10-17 11:42 AM

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Subject: T.U.R.D.

I am starting a new club. I know so many divorced/seperated triathletes now that I decided we must all unite in solidarity to console and comfort one another.  This new club is called Triahtletes Under Relational Distress (TURD) and is open to any triathlete who is, uh, having relationship problems.  So who wants to join?  I'll start:

Hi, my name is Jessica and I'm a TURD.  My ex and I seperated over the summer and I admit, it has been great for my tri training.



2005-10-17 11:49 AM
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In my group of friends we all have dysfuctional relationships.

I'm Haley. I separated last year and divorced this year. I'm a TURD but I'm happy.



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2005-10-17 12:30 PM
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I am Chris and I am a TURD. Although I think the group should be called URATURD and we can direct it to all of the people who have wronged us....

Bitter party of one....

At least I am run damn fit TURD.

2005-10-17 12:37 PM
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Ouch! Can we have separate groups? One for those who have accepted/learned/moved on and a bitter/lets get you over it group? Just a suggestion.

golfinggods - 2005-10-17 1:30 PM

I am Chris and I am a TURD. Although I think the group should be called URATURD and we can direct it to all of the people who have wronged us....

2005-10-17 12:46 PM
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I have moved on thank you Haley...

2005-10-17 12:53 PM
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I was joking, I apologize if I offended...  Alright, I'll think about letting you in the 'over it' group...

golfinggods - 2005-10-17 1:46 PM

I have moved on thank you Haley...



2005-10-17 12:53 PM
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I don't know if calling myself a TURD counts as positive self-talk, but what the hell? I'm Christine and I'm a TURD. Separated last summer, divorced at the end of August this summer. It's going really well. And hey, before I left I wasn't doing anything remotely like training. 
2005-10-17 1:48 PM
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Hi I'm Frances and I'm a TURD. My last boyfriend eloped with some chick he knew for a week and didn't even break up with me!

2005-10-17 1:52 PM
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I thought TRD was Toyota Racing Division......
2005-10-17 2:01 PM
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i have been happily single for over a year, but i want to be in the TURD club because i like the acronym, and i like TTMA's avatar (that's how i feel about most of the girls i've taken out on dates during that time span) and she started the club.

Hi, I'm Scott, and I'd like to be a TURD.  do i have to get voted in or what?

2005-10-17 2:06 PM
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I think anyone with some kind of Relationship Dysfunction can join. But I'm not the founder...



2005-10-17 2:06 PM
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3558 - 2005-10-17 3:01 PM

i have been happily single for over a year, but i want to be in the TURD club because i like the acronym, and i like TTMA's avatar (that's how i feel about most of the girls i've taken out on dates during that time span) and she started the club.

Hi, I'm Scott, and I'd like to be a TURD.  do i have to get voted in or what?

I think to be a TURD you have to have a relationship and undergo distress.  So I think the entrance into the club is pretty sinple.

2005-10-17 2:11 PM
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I want to learn the secret hand shake.....

Oh btw Haley you didnt offend,  was teasing.

2005-10-17 2:19 PM
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Ok- here's my intro:

Hi my name is Janelle and I'm a TURD.  I have been single for 1.5 years, and before that I was ina 2.5 year relationship witht a guy who didn't like me working out at the gym and running.  I am longer distressed about that- I'm only distressed with  the dating scene in Augusta- it doesn't look too promising

2005-10-17 3:18 PM
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Hi, my name is Chuck and I am a TURD.
2005-10-17 5:16 PM
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Welcome to all my new TURDS!!  Yes, anyone with any kind of "relational distress" can join.  Did your husband leave the toilet seat up and make you fall in the toilet in the middle of the night last night?  YOU CAN JOIN!  Did your wife break down and cry when you simply failed to notice her new haircut that looked exactly like the last haircut??  YOU CAN JOIN!! 

Come one, come all.  TURDS rock!



2005-10-17 6:41 PM
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Oh, yeah. Hi, my name's Janice, and I'm a TURD. Divorced 6 years, thought I'd finally found 'him' ... but, at least NOW I can get back to training! This site is such a hoot ... .
2005-10-17 7:01 PM
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Welcome Janice!

2005-10-17 7:09 PM
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golfinggods - 2005-10-17 2:11 PM

I want to learn the secret hand shake.....

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Hi, I'm Michele and I'm a happy TURD. I would suggest that instead of a handshake, we have a dance instead? When I got possession of my new house at noon on October 31, 2001 (not that I was counting down or anything) I literally went from room to room and did a little happy dance in each room. I waved my hands in the air, wiggled my hips back and forth and jumped around singing, "this is my new house! this is my new house!" The same dance would probably work with new words---how about, "I'm a happy TURD! I'm a happy TURD!"
2005-10-17 9:08 PM
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yeah i broke up with a nympho several months back and i'll admit that a healthy part of it was my budding but oh so exciting tri training.

yeah let that sink in.

a nympho.
2005-10-17 10:03 PM
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turqy - 2005-10-17 10:08 PMyeah let that sink in.a nympho.
dude, you are such a turd.


2005-10-18 7:01 AM
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Yep I'm a TURD too.....I am the queen of the first date!!!
2005-10-18 11:06 AM
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What about those of us with relationship apathy? I'm not under distress.

2005-10-18 1:13 PM
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sue7013 - 2005-10-18 8:01 AM Yep I'm a TURD too.....I am the queen of the first date!!!

I'm queen of being the "girl next door" who's always put on the back burner

2005-10-18 1:20 PM
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runnergirl29 - 2005-10-17 3:06 PM

I think to be a TURD you have to have a relationship and undergo distress. 

My last relationship distress is what caused me to be single for the last 15 months.

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