Subject: top tentop ten reasons having turkey is better than having sex 10 ) After eating turkey is perfectly acceptable to fall asleep right away 9 ) it is tradition to watch football while eating turkey 8 ) it is okay to have your friends leftover turkey 7 ) you can burp when eating turkey and nobody gets mad 6 ) you dont need to be shy when stuffing things in the turkeys butt 5 ) you can eat turkey at your own pace, and if you finish early its okay 4 ) the bigger the turkey, the better the turkey 3 ) they give out free turkeys at work 2 ) the turkey doesnt get mad when you pour gravy on it 1 ) nobody looks at you funny if you have turkey with your cousin |