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top ten reasons having turkey is better than having sex

 10) After eating turkey is perfectly acceptable to fall asleep right away
 9) it is tradition to watch football while eating turkey
 8) it is okay to have your friends leftover turkey
 7) you can burp when eating turkey and nobody gets mad
 6) you dont need to be shy when stuffing things in the turkeys butt
 5) you can eat turkey at your own pace, and if you finish early its okay
 4) the bigger the turkey, the better the turkey
 3) they give out free turkeys at work
2) the turkey doesnt get mad when you pour gravy on it
1) nobody looks at you funny if you have turkey with your cousin


2005-11-15 8:21 AM
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I can't think of a single one. plus I'm a vaegetarian.
2005-11-15 9:20 AM
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3558 - 2005-11-15 2:54 PM

top ten reasons having turkey is better than having sex

10) After eating turkey is perfectly acceptable to fall asleep right away
9) it is tradition to watch football while eating turkey
8) it is okay to have your friends leftover turkey
7) you can burp when eating turkey and nobody gets mad
6) you dont need to be shy when stuffing things in the turkeys butt
5) you can eat turkey at your own pace, and if you finish early its okay
4) the bigger the turkey, the better the turkey
3) they give out free turkeys at work
2) the turkey doesnt get mad when you pour gravy on it
1) nobody looks at you funny if you have turkey with your cousin



10. as long as i get mine
9. as long as i get mine
8. as long as i get mine FIRST
7. as long as i get mine
6. whatever works for you
5. as long as i get mine
4. as long as i get mine
3. some things are best when they are FREE
2. as long as i get mine
1. are we talking 1st, 2nd, or further down the chain?

just playing... i am severly bored at work and am not looking at the ride home in the rain and cold...
2005-11-15 9:28 AM
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3558 - 2005-11-15 8:54 AM

top ten reasons having turkey is better than having sex

 10) After eating turkey is perfectly acceptable to fall asleep right away
 9) it is tradition to watch football while eating turkey
 8) it is okay to have your friends leftover turkey
 7) you can burp when eating turkey and nobody gets mad
 6) you dont need to be shy when stuffing things in the turkeys butt
 5) you can eat turkey at your own pace, and if you finish early its okay
 4) the bigger the turkey, the better the turkey
 3) they give out free turkeys at work
2) the turkey doesnt get mad when you pour gravy on it
1) nobody looks at you funny if you have turkey with your cousin


3558 you freakin crack me up...I just busted out laughing...And here is a Picture for your thread of course.....




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2005-11-15 5:08 PM
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oops...double post 



Edited by tupuppy 2005-11-15 5:09 PM
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possum - 2005-11-15 7:21 AM I can't think of a single one. plus I'm a vaegetarian.

Can't think of a reason either....I'll have one and then the other.  



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