Friday!

Nevermind, my comic won't load.

Edited by TriComet 2005-12-02 12:13 PM

He,he- that sounds funny.  You can't load your comic???  Shouldn't welshy have that problem instead of you?

A male patient is lying in bed in hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. 

A young student nurse arrives, to give him a partial sponge  bath. 

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my  testicles black?"
 Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm
 only here to wash your upper body and feet." 

 He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" 

 Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.  She raises his gown, holds his willy in
one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them
around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing
wrong with them sir." 

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very
slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely... "A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"