Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Big fat liar!!!!! Rss Feed  
Moderators: k9car363, the bear, DerekL, alicefoeller Reply
 
 
of 2
 
 
2006-01-25 8:23 AM

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: Big fat liar!!!!!

This is a rant. Don't expect me to be rational.

So, last year when I met this guy (we'll call him Pantsonfire), I told him that I was in the beginning of my marathon training, was oh so new to running and this was a big, big, big thing for me. He casually said that he used to run marathons and - oh yeah - his best time was 3:30.

Today, I get an email from Pantsonfire congratulating me on running 19 miles this weekend and saying that the most he had ever run was a half marathon. Seems Pantsonfire forgot his big lie from last summer.

I don't get why someone would tell such a BIG lie. What a dumbass. And what a stupid lie.



2006-01-25 8:28 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Queen BTich
12411
500050002000100100100100
,
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

OHHHH....Pantsonfire is not cool. Lying about a 3:30 marathon and not even running one?!?

What did you tell him?!

2006-01-25 8:29 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Giver
18427
5000500050002000100010010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Guys lie to impress chicks.

I thought this thread was going to be about W. 

 

Renee - 2006-01-25 9:23 AM

I don't get why someone would tell such a BIG lie. What a dumbass. And what a stupid lie.
2006-01-25 8:31 AM
in reply to: #331293

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
TriComet - 2006-01-25 8:28 AM

OHHHH....Pantsonfire is not cool. Lying about a 3:30 marathon and not even running one?!?

What did you tell him?!

I have not replied to Pantsonfire. I'm sure he forgot his lie - why else would he tell me about his longest run being a half mary?

Soooooooooooooooooooo not cool. What a stupid lie to tell.

2006-01-25 8:51 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Elite
4344
2000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Ask him if he did two of them each in 3:30/2=1:45.  Perhaps, it will jog his memory.

TW 

2006-01-25 8:54 AM
in reply to: #331318

User image

Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
wow Renee, you have a knack for attracting the winners. maybe he meant his best HALF was 3:30 , or maybe he's just psychotic.


2006-01-25 8:54 AM
in reply to: #331318

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Heh. Funny, Thomas.

I see no point to continue corresponding with Pantsonfire.

2006-01-25 9:04 AM
in reply to: #331294

User image

Master
1867
10005001001001002525
The real USC, in the ghetto of LA
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
run4yrlif - 2006-01-25 8:29 AM

Guys lie to impress chicks.

I thought this thread was going to be about W. 

 

Renee - 2006-01-25 9:23 AM

I don't get why someone would tell such a BIG lie. What a dumbass. And what a stupid lie.


HA HA, me too jim
2006-01-25 9:13 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Pro
4612
20002000500100
MA
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Did he confused a half mary with a mary?  Did he do 3:30 for his half?

 

2006-01-25 9:13 AM
in reply to: #331322

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

troydorsey835 - 2006-01-25 8:54 AM wow Renee, you have a knack for attracting the winners. maybe he meant his best HALF was 3:30 , or maybe he's just psychotic.

Same guy. He's not psychotic; he's just your average liar.

And don't get started with me.

2006-01-25 9:18 AM
in reply to: #331345

User image

Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
And don't get started with me.



uuuhhh..... que?


2006-01-25 9:18 AM
in reply to: #331344

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
Celeb_ithil - 2006-01-25 9:13 AM

Did he confused a half mary with a mary?  Did he do 3:30 for his half?

 

The conversation was something like this:

ME: So, I've just begun training for a marathon. Oh so huge for me cuz I'm not much of a runner. I suck at running, actually.

POF: I've been a runner most of my life blah blah blah and I used to run marathons.

ME: Really?

POF: Yep, my best time was 3:30

ME: Wow. That's pretty good. That's really pretty fast. Wow.

POF: *smiles*


I don't see wiggle room in there.

2006-01-25 9:27 AM
in reply to: #331294

User image

Veteran
282
100100252525
Dallas, TX
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
run4yrlif - 2006-01-25 7:29 AM

Guys lie to impress chicks.

I thought this thread was going to be about W. 

 

How do we know its not???  Perhaps Pantsonfire and W are one in the same.  We've all seen the video footage of W out for a jog

2006-01-25 9:27 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Elite
2863
20005001001001002525
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Renee:  Like others have said, maybe he was using the term "marathon" like some mistake the term Ironman with Triathlon. 

2006-01-25 9:29 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Veteran
282
100100252525
Dallas, TX
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
If I take my 8 best 5K's and add them all up I could say I covered 26.2 in 3:30 minutes.  Just remember Renee, there's always a loophole.
2006-01-25 9:36 AM
in reply to: #331363

User image

Buttercup
14334
500050002000200010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

ghart2 - 2006-01-25 9:29 AM If I take my 8 best 5K's and add them all up I could say I covered 26.2 in 3:30 minutes.  Just remember Renee, there's always a loophole.

See, this is why I would have lasted 30 seconds as a Mrs. Clinton. Loopholes are for lawyers, not relationships.

If the spirit of the message is to deceive, then you have deceived me. I don't need an airtight, legally binding case to know that I am being misled. It's enough to know I've been misled.

Guys... for those of you who belong to the "all guys lie to impress chicks" party... lying is so lame. And utterly unimpressive. Has the total opposite effect of what you're going for. FYI. FWIW. M2C. IMNSHO. 

Member FDIC.



2006-01-25 9:38 AM
in reply to: #331361

User image

Resident Curmudgeon
25290
50005000500050005000100100252525
The Road Back
Gold member
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
ghart2 - 2006-01-25 9:27 AM
run4yrlif - 2006-01-25 7:29 AM

Guys lie to impress chicks.

I thought this thread was going to be about W. 

How do we know its not???  Perhaps Pantsonfire and W are one in the same.  We've all seen the video footage of W out for a jog

1. W is not fat

2. He's dropped running for cycling (bad knees), but has a verified FULL marathon under his belt (3:40ish)



Edited by the bear 2006-01-25 9:38 AM
2006-01-25 10:14 AM
in reply to: #331288

User image

Elite
2421
2000100100100100
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Just start referring to him as Rosie or Ms. Ruiz and see how he takes it...

bts

2006-01-25 10:22 AM
in reply to: #331373

User image

Champion
7558
500020005002525
Albuquerque, New Mexico
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
Renee - 2006-01-25 9:36 AM

p>Guys... for those of you who belong to the "all guys lie to impress chicks" party... lying is so lame. And utterly unimpressive. Has the total opposite effect of what you're going for. FYI. FWIW. M2C. IMNSHO. 

Member FDIC.



So us guys can expect similar consideration from the fairer sex?
2006-01-25 10:24 AM
in reply to: #331373

User image

Got Wahoo?
5423
5000100100100100
San Antonio
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
Renee - 2006-01-25 8:36 AM

If the spirit of the message is to deceive, then you have deceived me. I don't need an airtight, legally binding case to know that I am being misled. It's enough to know I've been misled.

Guys... for those of you who belong to the "all guys lie to impress chicks" party... lying is so lame. And utterly unimpressive. Has the total opposite effect of what you're going for. FYI. FWIW. M2C. IMNSHO. 

Member FDIC.

That is a true and insightful, renee - so many people feel that if you can't prove a lie, they are not caught. Women are equally as guilty of this as men, however.

2006-01-25 10:25 AM
in reply to: #331405

User image

Expert
1207
1000100100
Liberty Lake, WA
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

Rosie would work if he was a she.  Martin Franklin would be a better name since he's a guy.

Renee, this isn't him is it?





(40316_1144_1076365176588-Mfranklin2.jpg)



Attachments
----------------
40316_1144_1076365176588-Mfranklin2.jpg (16KB - 17 downloads)


2006-01-25 10:36 AM
in reply to: #331373

User image

Giver
18427
5000500050002000100010010010010025
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!

I didn't say I do, or that I condone it. Just saying it is what it is.

And I didn't say "all."

Renee - 2006-01-25 10:36 AM

Guys... for those of you who belong to the "all guys lie to impress chicks" party... lying is so lame. And utterly unimpressive. Has the total opposite effect of what you're going for. FYI. FWIW. M2C. IMNSHO. 

Member FDIC.

2006-01-25 11:01 AM
in reply to: #331288

Subject: ...
This user's post has been ignored.
2006-01-25 11:08 AM
in reply to: #331296

Philadelphia, south of New York and north of DC
Subject: RE: Big fat liar!!!!!
Renee -

I have not replied to Pantsonfire. I'm sure he forgot his lie - why else would he tell me about his longest run being a half mary?



What if this is his only fault, lying and embelishig his athletic history? 

There are probably drugs available for that.   Like proathzac, the drug for those who think they were once pros.

Call him on it and see what he says.

2006-01-25 11:28 AM
in reply to: #331465

Subject: ...
This user's post has been ignored.
New Thread
Other Resources My Cup of Joe » Big fat liar!!!!! Rss Feed  
 
 
of 2