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2012-01-28 1:27 AM

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Subject: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!)

So... it's 2:12 A.M.

 

Here I sit at my computer desk. There is a girl in my bathroom. She has vomited all over me, my couch, lounger, remote control, xbox360 controller, Skyrim, pillow, blanket, and shoes. She has had 3 glasses of wine. She is indeed quite drunk.

(As a disclaimer, I've checked on her quite a few times already, she's fine besides the vomiting... and embarrassment) Yes, they were decent sized glasses of wine, but they were after dinner and she had nothing before/after... it definitely caught me by surprise to say the least.

 

I did not sign up for this when she asked to come over and have a few drinks. I've never had this happen in 28 years! I'm at a loss. Currently the things I am doing (besides trolling BT)

 

- Throwing away my clothes, pillow and blanket

- Throwing my shoes in the bath tub to soak

- Cleaning my couch / controllers / carpet

- trying to get her to drink some water.

 

I feel bad since, although I've nursed numerous friends through this, never a first date. All in all I'm laughing my way through it, but seriously... wow. This is a trip.

 

I've got to stick to Bikes...



2012-01-28 2:21 AM
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What?? You haven't proposed yet?
2012-01-28 2:22 AM
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I got nothing for ya, but I can't stop laughing, either.

So ... is she sleeping on your bathroom floor, or what? Or are you going to take her home and risk having the whole inside of your car decorated, too?

Not too many of a decade ago, I was that chick. When she sobers up, and if this isn't a habit (or it is and she sobers up), you might make a great friend.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

2012-01-28 4:14 AM
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It sounds like she is angling for a spanking.
2012-01-28 6:00 AM
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Pics or it didnt happen!
2012-01-28 6:08 AM
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2012-01-28 6:17 AM
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You'd better fix her breakfast. She's hungry.
2012-01-28 7:36 AM
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If she's cute, you best be holding her hair back out of her face for her...maybe some knee pads down there too.  Make her comfortable.  That can pay dividends down the road...ya give a little, ya get a little.  

2012-01-28 8:05 AM
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Fill us in PLEASE?????

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2012-01-28 8:21 AM
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She puked on your Xbox and Skyrim and she is still living? You sir are a saint!!!!


2012-01-28 8:39 AM
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Big Appa - 2012-01-28 9:21 AM She puked on your Xbox and Skyrim and she is still living? You sir are a saint!!!!

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee

2012-01-28 8:47 AM
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TriAya - 2012-01-28 3:22 AM

I got nothing for ya, but I can't stop laughing, either.

So ... is she sleeping on your bathroom floor, or what? Or are you going to take her home and risk having the whole inside of your car decorated, too?

Not too many of a decade ago, I was that chick. When she sobers up, and if this isn't a habit (or it is and she sobers up), you might make a great friend.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

 

haha yeah, bathroom floor warrior. No way I was taking her home in my vette. That really would be grounds for murder

I'm not upset or anything honestly, I find it pretty comical. Gonna be a good story no matter what. I DO wish the carpet smelled a bit better right now though

 

-Fred- ohno, she wasn't flu sick, she was drunk sick.  I've just never seen a few glasses of wine utterly smash somebody so thoroughly.

2012-01-28 8:53 AM
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2012-01-28 8:57 AM
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hahaha now I feel like a dick because I'm split between feeling bad for her and really wanting her to get up and leave so I can get my day going.


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Fred D - 2012-01-28 9:58 AM She's still there ?!?!

 

haha yeah, in that slumber that only comes after crushing another person's bathroom.

2012-01-28 9:22 AM
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Thanks for the laugh. This is seriously some of the funniest crap I've read in a while and Lego - word to the wise, you should enact women's first date rules, as in, you never invite the date over for the first date -  most women  have this rule for safety reasons and you have just demonstrated that men should have this rule for the very same reason.


Good luck getting chicky out of your place and at least it's not summer so the sun isn't beating in through the windows baking the vomit smell into everything. On that note, hope that doesn't happen months from now when you think  this is all a distant memory and funny story only to awake to that rancid smell.



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2012-01-28 9:49 AM
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Wow, just wow. At least it is a memorable first date. Keep your sense of humor about it, you're right. This is going to be a funny story somewhere down the road.
2012-01-28 9:55 AM
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this story will make a great flashback when you make the video for your kids a' la "how I met your mother"

if she's still sleeping start to cook up some Bacon, if she wakes and says "that's great I'm starving...." Marry her!!

If she turns a funny green color and runs out the door, problem solved.

funniest post I've read for along time.  thank you!!



2012-01-28 10:33 AM
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I went out with this girl once and she puked on our third date.  This year will be 23 years we have been married.  Maybe she was having a bad day, just sayin
2012-01-28 10:52 AM
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Are you sure she didn't pre-game before heading over? I do that for pretty much every first date. But then again, I can hold my liquor. 

I also had a linger-er once. I was up, eating breakfast, cleaning, doing laundry, got dressed for a run... this guy would not take the hint. Moral of the story: always have back-up morning plans. Fake ones if necessary. "Oh yeah sorry, I'm meeting some people for a run at 9... need me to walk you to your car?"

Funny stuff.

2012-01-28 10:59 AM
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Subject: RE: WWBT Do? (chick vomited on my carpet!)

no pre-gaming involved, and a huge time gap between anyways.

 

Thanks BT for the support

2012-01-28 11:05 AM
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Puppetmaster - 2012-01-28 11:33 AM I went out with this girl once and she puked on our third date.  This year will be 23 years we have been married.  Maybe she was having a bad day, just sayin

 

haha I'm not hating, I've certainly been on the other side of the situation more than my fair share of times

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