I should have not told my wife..

Why? Looking doesn't get you in trouble. Or, in this case, not the chasing, it's the catching.

And I suppose this mean you got chicked?

Yeah, that was completely unnecessary. Angering the spouse and admitting to being chicked, lose lose.

(I am always at the back of every race, so I'm chicked by EVERYONE. I'm geezered, fattied, all of it.)

Ah, getting chicked doesn't bother me it's the getting passed by the double stroller that is humbling!!

A stick through the spokes solves that problem.

I have annoyed the cat and scared the dog laughing at this thread.

Congrats on your 8K, Ted on the aftermath, not so much ... ha ha ...

Well then a claymore through the wheel. It's a little tough to run with true but you know you have to make sacrifices for ego.

As a recovering over-sharer, the best thing my friends every reminded of...

It is one thing to know that we are all human (of course, there is a continuum of our short-falls - reference the bell-curve discussion on another thread), but how much do you expect people to be confronted, see, or hear about it?

I am a devout believer in the old theory of  "It doesn't matter where you work up your appetite as long as you eat at home."

YOU DIDN'T?

There are some rules for married guys and that one goes without saying...

Don't worry just don't let it happen again.

Darn right you shouldn't have...

Just letting my wife see this thread would mean months years of pain...luckily she's not on here!

They make those little satchels for them, and they're not that heavy. The hard part would be laying out the wire to deto...oh, you mean the sword, don't you! Nevermind.

Well I was pretty sure the BT censors wouldn't let me get away with the common term for a hand and a half sword.

I about wrecked on the treadmill once because of the pace booty on the treadmill in front of me...that was bad.

I resemble that remark and I'll raise......When I did the Warrior Dash last year, I got chicked by a woman wearing a full leg brace.

My SO and I joke about this. I say it's because I'm slower. He very kindly lies that I'm the pace booty. Either way, it keeps me from getting grumpy about being left in the dust so it works for both of us.