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 2006-06-09 9:56 AM |
Pro  3705     Vestavia Hills |  Subject: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2Okay, you girls are boring me ... and thison the cusp of a weekend that should be frought with a long bike ride for all. Given those two variables, time for a little smack down motivation. Renee (a goddess in her own mind), who gave birth to the challenge, has logged a whopping: Bike: 1h 21m 40s - 18.52 Mi The soon to bethothed Kim has logged 10 minutes ... and that is only because her dogs, no longer willing to wait for her to get off the couch, escaped + she had to go looking for them! Honey child(s), your bike is calling you ... ("Oh no you didn't call me out like that!" - "Yes, ma'am, I did ... bring it!" |
)| 2006-06-09 10:00 AM in reply to: #448664 |
The Original 7834  Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 I should be logging 8.5 hours by the end of this weekend. Hope that's not too boring for you Brian  |
| 2006-06-09 10:54 AM in reply to: #448664 |
Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 I... I... I... I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! |
| 2006-06-09 11:19 AM in reply to: #448773 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Renee - 2006-06-09 8:54 AM I... I... I... I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! yeah, my tux is at the cleaners too. Sorry to disappoint. |
| 2006-06-09 11:42 AM in reply to: #448773 |
The Original 7834 Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Renee - 2006-06-09 11:54 AM I... I... I... I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! Renee- pretty please put on your pretty little tri skirt and ride your bike this weekend Edited by runnergirl29 2006-06-09 11:42 AM |
| 2006-06-09 11:43 AM in reply to: #448803 |
Pro 3705 Vestavia Hills | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 kimj81 - 2006-06-09 12:19 PM Renee - 2006-06-09 8:54 AM I... I... I... I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! yeah, my tux is at the cleaners too. Sorry to disappoint. Okay, Renee's reply is funny, witty and downright creative ... Kim, I recommend caffienated coffee. Besides, whatsup with the cross dressing among the Goddesses? Wouldn't it be easier - and less confusing - to just ride naked? |
| 2006-06-09 11:58 AM in reply to: #448664 |
The Original 7834 Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 We're trying to help MAx feel better about his, uh, tendencies to wear heels and dress in pink on occasion. |
| 2006-06-09 12:01 PM in reply to: #448664 |
Master 1728 Pulaski TN | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 If you smellllllllllll what the team ball inuendo is cookin!!!!!! |
| 2006-06-09 12:01 PM in reply to: #448838 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 brian - 2006-06-09 9:43 AM Okay, Renee's reply is funny, witty and downright creative ... Kim, I recommend caffienated coffee. Dude, even Michael Jordan had off days. If you'd like some witty, creative Kim, I suggest you search my archives. Today is slow, sleepy, assed-out Kim. I don't live to serve, dude. Unlike BSM, I am not a giver. Besides, my avatar is being funny for me. Edited by kimj81 2006-06-09 12:02 PM |
| 2006-06-09 12:01 PM in reply to: #448878 |
Pro 5153 Helena, MT | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 cbost2678 - 2006-06-09 10:01 AM If you smellllllllllll what the team ball inuendo is cookin!!!!!! Ew. It smells... like.... balls. Sick! Take a shower!!! |
| 2006-06-09 12:03 PM in reply to: #448881 |
The Original 7834 Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 kimj81 - 2006-06-09 1:01 PM cbost2678 - 2006-06-09 10:01 AM If you smellllllllllll what the team ball inuendo is cookin!!!!!! Ew. It smells... like.... balls. Sick! Take a shower!!! Yuck- don't want to think about smelly balls. Eww... |
 2006-06-09 12:06 PM in reply to: #448664 |
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| 2006-06-09 12:08 PM in reply to: #448664 |
| Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 I got my 78 mile Auburn to Callaway Gardens mapped out for tomorrow girls. Man, I am a green newbie who has been said, in err, to wear go-go boots and I have more miles than Kim and Renee PUT TOGETHER! 200 miles in the first two weeks! I didn't see it coming! I'm going to change my name to [email protected]. Aint no smack without dah facts! Where are dah miles?????????? Ack.OOP. Thsp. Too ....much....coffee....... Edited by Bluejack 2006-06-09 12:09 PM |
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| 2006-06-09 12:12 PM in reply to: #448896 |
| Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 oneword - 2006-06-09 12:09 PM brian - 2006-06-09 11:43 AM kimj81 - 2006-06-09 12:19 PM Renee - 2006-06-09 8:54 AM I... I... I... I ran outta gas. I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from outta town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake, a terrible flood, locust's. It wasn't my fault, I swear to God! yeah, my tux is at the cleaners too. Sorry to disappoint. Okay, Renee's reply is funny, witty and downright creative ... Kim, I recommend caffienated coffee. Besides, whatsup with the cross dressing among the Goddesses? Wouldn't it be easier - and less confusing - to just ride naked? But they might get the thong tan lines sunburnt Brian! "We got 78 miles from Auburn to Callaway, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses....." "Hit it!" I think I just heard Kim's bike crying for its mommy. Or are the tears of the bike it's rusting as it lies unused? Who's to know? |
| 2006-06-09 12:20 PM in reply to: #448664 |
| Extreme Veteran 604 Ohio | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Okay boys, we'll get it done, it might just take us the month, like we PLANNED. I mean, we don't want to kick your butts to early....here's why it might take us a little longer... "American women are working harder than ever at their jobs, producing more than ever (just like the guys), and continuing to shoulder most of the domestic workload when they get home (unlike the guys). For all this effort, most women get paid 22 percent less than white men." -Chicago Tribune, 2003 and if you add planning a wedding to that....Geez... Ha! Have fun with that statistic. |
| 2006-06-09 12:31 PM in reply to: #448921 |
| Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Sassafras - 2006-06-09 12:20 PM Okay boys, we'll get it done, it might just take us the month, like we PLANNED. I mean, we don't want to kick your butts to early....here's why it might take us a little longer... "American women are working harder than ever at their jobs, producing more than ever (just like the guys), and continuing to shoulder most of the domestic workload when they get home (unlike the guys). For all this effort, most women get paid 22 percent less than white men." -Chicago Tribune, 2003 and if you add planning a wedding to that....Geez... Ha! Have fun with that statistic. OK let's have some fun with it. 1. Full time attending surgeon and ICU director for the VAMC in Augusta, GA. 60 hours per week. On call plenty! 2. My wife is ob resident, so I clean my son's poopydiaper in the morning, take him to Gramma's for day care, pick him up 3/4 days, make him dinner, play with him, give him a bath, put his PJs on and give kissee before bedtime. 3. Split the house chores. 4. Do all of the outdoor chores. 5. Train for triathlons in my spare time. I get up at 5 AM to run or swim and ride 9PM to 10:30 or 11. 6. Sorry about the pay scale, unfair. BUT WE ALL GOT EXCUSES NOT TO TRAIN! I'm no Superman. But your facts ain't jack to this cat! |
| 2006-06-09 12:33 PM in reply to: #448940 |
| The Original 7834 Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Bluejack - 2006-06-09 1:31 PM Sassafras - 2006-06-09 12:20 PM OK let's have some fun with it. 1. Full time attending surgeon and ICU director for the VAMC in Augusta, GA. 60 hours per week. On call plenty! 2. My wife is ob resident, so I clean my son's poopydiaper in the morning, take him to Gramma's for day care, pick him up 3/4 days, make him dinner, play with him, give him a bath, put his PJs on and give kissee before bedtime. 3. Split the house chores. 4. Do all of the outdoor chores. 5. Train for triathlons in my spare time. I get up at 5 AM to run or swim and ride 9PM to 10:30 or 11. 6. Sorry about the pay scale, unfair. BUT WE ALL GOT EXCUSES NOT TO TRAIN! I'm no Superman. But your facts ain't jack to this cat! Okay boys, we'll get it done, it might just take us the month, like we PLANNED. I mean, we don't want to kick your butts to early....here's why it might take us a little longer... "American women are working harder than ever at their jobs, producing more than ever (just like the guys), and continuing to shoulder most of the domestic workload when they get home (unlike the guys). For all this effort, most women get paid 22 percent less than white men." -Chicago Tribune, 2003 and if you add planning a wedding to that....Geez... Ha! Have fun with that statistic. bluejack- your man card soooo got pulled due to all your whining. Men= no whining, or that's how it's supposed to be |
| 2006-06-09 12:36 PM in reply to: #448891 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 oneword - 2006-06-09 1:06 PM Oh, and Renee, its really helpful to have the imdb.com to help you remember Animal House quotes - and Carrie Fisher MISSED even though she had an assault rifle Rut roh. Dude, I think you have to turn in your Man Card. That quote was pure BLUES BROTHERS!!! |
| 2006-06-09 12:38 PM in reply to: #448945 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 runnergirl29 - 2006-06-09 1:33 PM bluejack- your man card soooo got pulled due to all your whining. Men= no whining, or that's how it's supposed to be JANELLE!!!! We must be on the same wave length - we both invoked the Man Card within minutes of each other. Scary, huh? BTW, I think you've found your BT calling as Challenge Goddess Hottie. You're doing a great job all around! |
| 2006-06-09 12:41 PM in reply to: #448945 |
| Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 runnergirl29 - 2006-06-09 12:33 PM Bluejack - 2006-06-09 1:31 PM Sassafras - 2006-06-09 12:20 PM OK let's have some fun with it. 1. Full time attending surgeon and ICU director for the VAMC in Augusta, GA. 60 hours per week. On call plenty! 2. My wife is ob resident, so I clean my son's poopydiaper in the morning, take him to Gramma's for day care, pick him up 3/4 days, make him dinner, play with him, give him a bath, put his PJs on and give kissee before bedtime. 3. Split the house chores. 4. Do all of the outdoor chores. 5. Train for triathlons in my spare time. I get up at 5 AM to run or swim and ride 9PM to 10:30 or 11. 6. Sorry about the pay scale, unfair. BUT WE ALL GOT EXCUSES NOT TO TRAIN! I'm no Superman. But your facts ain't jack to this cat! Okay boys, we'll get it done, it might just take us the month, like we PLANNED. I mean, we don't want to kick your butts to early....here's why it might take us a little longer... "American women are working harder than ever at their jobs, producing more than ever (just like the guys), and continuing to shoulder most of the domestic workload when they get home (unlike the guys). For all this effort, most women get paid 22 percent less than white men." -Chicago Tribune, 2003 and if you add planning a wedding to that....Geez... Ha! Have fun with that statistic. bluejack- your man card soooo got pulled due to all your whining. Men= no whining, or that's how it's supposed to be You get a laugh/snort for man card. I ain't whining, just stating the facts. Women work hard. Men work hard. End of story. Now back to our regularly scheduled smack talk. Does that mean women=whining? Or do women=no whining also? Thus Men=No Whining=Women? Men=Women? I'm nearly as confused as Max now. Man Card heehee. The new Man Law is that Men=No Whining. I can go with that. Edited by Bluejack 2006-06-09 12:43 PM |
| 2006-06-09 12:41 PM in reply to: #448956 |
| The Original 7834 Raleigh/Durham | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Renee - 2006-06-09 1:38 PM runnergirl29 - 2006-06-09 1:33 PM bluejack- your man card soooo got pulled due to all your whining. Men= no whining, or that's how it's supposed to be JANELLE!!!! We must be on the same wave length - we both invoked the Man Card within minutes of each other. Scary, huh? BTW, I think you've found your BT calling as Challenge Goddess Hottie. You're doing a great job all around! Ha,ha! Looks like he'll be too busy to cycle this weekend, considering he'll have to work to earn his man card back! |
| 2006-06-09 12:46 PM in reply to: #448664 |
| Elite 2673 Muskego, WI | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 "American women are working harder than ever at their jobs, producing more than ever (just like the guys), and continuing to shoulder most of the domestic workload when they get home (unlike the guys). For all this effort, most women get paid 22 percent less than white men." -Chicago Tribune, 2003 Hmm, seems about right to me... I fail to see the problem or the point PS. before you burn me with flamethrowers, that is the new SARCASM font... |
| 2006-06-09 12:47 PM in reply to: #448664 |
| Elite 2552 Evans, GA | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Uh, that was a paraphrase from "The Blues Brothers" as a counterpoint to Renees quote, which is also from the Blues Brothers. Is there a rule that smack may not refer to popular culture? She still aint logged but a teenieweenie ride! |
| 2006-06-09 12:49 PM in reply to: #448972 |
| Buttercup 14334 | Subject: RE: Bike Challenge - Smack down wk #2 Bluejack - 2006-06-09 1:47 PM She still aint logged but a teenieweenie ride! I was on a mission from God but now that I've saved the orphanage, I can return to my selfish pursuits and ride this weekend.
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