Subject: RE: 'Someone plea'se fix thi's"My name is Chad Daniels. That's a horrible name for a comedian when I go to the Deep South, because I always get that drunk redneck who asks, "hey boy, your name Daniels? WHOOOO! You related to Jack?" Then I have to explain to this guy, "Jack Daniel's has an apostrophe in it," And one guy actually asked, "you mean he followed Jesus?" "Yes sir, he was one of the Twelve Apostrophes. Way to go. Why don't you go color?" Like an apostrophe would ever follow Jesus. They'd have to give up all their earthly possessions, and, hello, their main job is to show ownership! Every time I tell that joke, an English teacher gets their wings. - Chad Daniels |