What is good for the goose....
No really I think your butt looks great!
Your sister was better. then try to hold on for 8 seconds...it's called the rodeo position.
I know you buy the makeup to make yourself look pretty...I buy the beer for the same reason.
so the credit card bill came today....
The condom broke.
I love you...I'm just not "in love" with you.
"Do you want an honest answer?"
"When was the last time you wore all of your shoes?"
Sure you can get it...get a job and go out and buy it!