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2007-06-04 10:45 AM

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COURT JESTER
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Subject: Grocery Store
The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water  mist-spray to keep the produce fresh.  Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you go to the bread case, it smells like
grandma's fresh baked bread.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and enjoy the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

2007-06-04 10:54 AM
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Resident Curmudgeon
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Subject: RE: Grocery Store

Nice!

A lesser man would have gone straight down the feminine hygiene products aisle.

2007-06-04 11:02 AM
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What? Please speak up, I can't quite hear you!
2007-06-04 11:34 AM
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the bear - 2007-06-04 8:54 AM

Nice!

A lesser man would have gone straight down the feminine hygiene products aisle.

Cuz nothing says "scent of a woman" quite like VAGISIL? 

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