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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() phoenixazul - 2009-07-24 9:05 AM Hey, does anyone know anyone who could use a shower chair, walker (non wheeled), and/or a toilet chair? My insurance paid for all of it after I broke my hip, and now I don't need it, and if I'm honest it is taking up a lot of room in our apartment. I know this stuff is expensive, especially to those who don't have insurance, so let me know if you need it and we'll work out a way to pass it on. Next step is to ask at my parish, and then after that it will go to the Salvation Army, but I thought I'd see if anyone had a particular need first. Sprint needs that stuff. Oh, no he doesn't. Hit up `The Bear' ... he's, like, old and decrepit. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:07 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. But who'll I text when I'm delivering chocolate to the porcelain palace? |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:15 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:08 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:07 AM But who'll I text when I'm delivering chocolate to the porcelain palace?mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. I meant in person contact. Please continue the poo texting. If i had anything to text you I would but it seems my system is on ... pause this week. I've got a bloaty tummy that most might mistake for me being pregnant. I was thinking I should just wear one of those t-shirt that says "baby on board" and then I don't have to worry about it. Peopl will smile when they see my bloat. They will pat it and say "there there". I don't know if I like that. I wouldn't do the t-shirt, I'd use the car window display thingy with the suction cup. Morning, TANnites! Went to GermanFest last night with my whole family and met up with the Head Donk himself, jszat, and scoobysdad and their families. No beer was consumed, though. That's not kosher, is it? |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:15 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:08 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:07 AM But who'll I text when I'm delivering chocolate to the porcelain palace?mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. I meant in person contact. Please continue the poo texting. If i had anything to text you I would but it seems my system is on ... pause this week. I've got a bloaty tummy that most might mistake for me being pregnant. I was thinking I should just wear one of those t-shirt that says "baby on board" and then I don't have to worry about it. Peopl will smile when they see my bloat. They will pat it and say "there there". I don't know if I like that. I don't even like you anymore since you want no in-person contact. And when you come for cake I shall give you none. NONE I SAY! |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Oh yeah ... I saw the president yesterday. Well, I saw Marine 1, anyway. I assume he was on it. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:29 AM 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 7:20 AM I wouldn't do the t-shirt, I'd use the car window display thingy with the suction cup. Now how is that going to keep people from pointing at me and laughing while I am in WalMart and the Dollar Store? Wear a shorter shirt that shows the midriff, lick the little suction cup, push onto tummy! You may have to repeat several times since the little suction cup may "pop" off unsuspectingly. Oh, wait! Wear the same short shirt or tube top, and then use a marker and write "Baby on board" on the tummy! Be careful to not write it backwards and/or upside-down! Hahahahahahahahahahaha. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mr2tony - 2009-07-24 9:35 AM Oh yeah ... I saw the president yesterday. Well, I saw Marine 1, anyway. I assume he was on it. Coolio! Was there smoke coming from it from his smoking? |
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Elite![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 10:07 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. He does like animals, especially small furry ones, but he doesn't put them in the mail... if you know what I mean... |
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Elite![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 10:20 AM Went to GermanFest last night with my whole family and met up with the Head Donk himself, jszat, and scoobysdad and their families. No beer was consumed, though. That's not kosher, is it? Loser. |
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Science Nerd![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 10:20 AM Went to GermanFest last night with my whole family and met up with the Head Donk himself, jszat, and scoobysdad and their families. No beer was consumed, though. That's not kosher, is it? German Fest is this weekend?! I now have plans for Sunday. ![]() |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:47 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:29 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:15 AM I don't even like you anymore since you want no in-person contact. And when you come for cake I shall give you none. NONE I SAY! mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:08 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:07 AM But who'll I text when I'm delivering chocolate to the porcelain palace?mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. I meant in person contact. Please continue the poo texting. If i had anything to text you I would but it seems my system is on ... pause this week. I've got a bloaty tummy that most might mistake for me being pregnant. I was thinking I should just wear one of those t-shirt that says "baby on board" and then I don't have to worry about it. Peopl will smile when they see my bloat. They will pat it and say "there there". I don't know if I like that. When I come for cake you WILL serve it and you WILL like it!!!! I will smash your face in the cake and then pour peanut butter all over you! Wait, no, I mean, I will not do that and such! |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Zilla - 2009-07-24 10:46 AM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 8:36 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:47 AM I will smash your face in the cake and then pour peanut butter all over you! Wait, no, I mean, I will not do that and such!mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:29 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:15 AM I don't even like you anymore since you want no in-person contact. And when you come for cake I shall give you none. NONE I SAY! mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:08 AM Zilla - 2009-07-24 9:07 AM But who'll I text when I'm delivering chocolate to the porcelain palace?mr2tony - 2009-07-24 7:05 AM I like Kings of Leon but their songs are too short. You have a crush on me ... HIGHLY LIKELY ... according to the Facebook Crush finder. I'm okay with this as long as you don't contact me or send animals in the mail. I meant in person contact. Please continue the poo texting. If i had anything to text you I would but it seems my system is on ... pause this week. I've got a bloaty tummy that most might mistake for me being pregnant. I was thinking I should just wear one of those t-shirt that says "baby on board" and then I don't have to worry about it. Peopl will smile when they see my bloat. They will pat it and say "there there". I don't know if I like that. When I come for cake you WILL serve it and you WILL like it!!!! I expect a chocolate cake with an abundance of buttercream frosting with an airbrushed depiction of El Chupacabra on the top!!! Don't make me kick you. You'll get nothing and like it!!! |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() olliedawg - 2009-07-24 10:18 AM 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 10:20 AM Went to GermanFest last night with my whole family and met up with the Head Donk himself, jszat, and scoobysdad and their families. No beer was consumed, though. That's not kosher, is it? Loser. I think it was because I had the family and acted responsibly (pathetic) instead of wearing a wifebeater and yelling obscenities like I normally do. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() olliedawg - 2009-07-24 10:39 AM Page 1? 67 more pages - you're getting a little anxious there. |
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Elite![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 1:14 PM olliedawg - 2009-07-24 10:18 AM 1stTimeTri - 2009-07-24 10:20 AM Went to GermanFest last night with my whole family and met up with the Head Donk himself, jszat, and scoobysdad and their families. No beer was consumed, though. That's not kosher, is it? Loser.
In that case, you'd fit right in at my family reunions... except we don't wear shirts. They just get in the way of digging in your belly button anyway. That's why mesh shirts were invented, ya know? Edited by olliedawg 2009-07-24 12:22 PM |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Belly button lint is funny. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mr2tony - 2009-07-24 2:17 PM Belly button lint is funny. i have a hairy boyfriend so he has lots of belly button lint. and its VERY funny. |
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Champion![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() meherczeg - 2009-07-24 1:28 PM mr2tony - 2009-07-24 2:17 PM Belly button lint is funny. i have a hairy boyfriend so he has lots of belly button lint. and its VERY funny. I am not hairy at all but once I had belly button lint and I showed it to my now-ex wife. I was like `can you knit me some mittens out of this?' Dang. I guess real husbands ARE like TV husbands!!! |
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