Need girl advice. (Page 16)

Don't leave on my account - I had been doing feg crunches all day and was under the weather. You always welcome on the island, unless you get killed off, and you welcome in the club! Welcome!!

Opus,

I didn't take your question as insulting. But then again, we men are always a little sensitive about our cojones.


Welshy,

Since you’re back in the saddle, I assume we are no longer needed. Anytime you need advice, we’re here for you.



….Rolling…
…….. closing…..
…………..credits….

Man of Action - Welshy
Hottie Zookeeper – TriComet
Chip – Jon Heder
Baby Kona – Paris Hilton (Who doesn’t want to push her down a well ?)
Wholesome Pure Innocent Debutante – Runnergirl
Agent 3558 – Himself
The Twins – Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Ice Princess – Queen Latifah
Fugitive – Renee
Burrito Man – Vince Vaughn
Old Man doing Body Shots – Cavu9
Canadienne Femme Fatale – Miscullen
Innocent Bystander – Max
Foreign Legionnaire - Tim Edwards
Joe / Loretta – Gatsby
Preacher Jim – Christopher Lloyd (a.k.a. run4yrlif)
Paparazzi – TriPirate
“Ride Lots” Bike Shop Owner – the bear (cameo appearance only – no speaking part)
German Mad scientist – Von Holt
Japanese Dog - Schwinn Dixie
Italian Hit Cat – Machiavelo
Fluffy – Hilary Duff
Stunts – Welshy insisted on doing all the “stunts” himself.
Body Extra – Pirate of Penzance
Screenplay – Runnergirl et al
Editing - Ron

Disclaimer – No animals were harmed in doing this thread. (right TriPirate?)

We wish to thank the authorities of Palmyra for the use of their island.



Now we need to do one of those “where are they now” segments.

Anyone for outtakes?


(Yes, I'm signing off the thread too. Thanks for making me laugh.)

Edited by Gatsby 2005-08-31 9:42 AM

I feel a sequel coming on...

HUH?!

Avast ye matey's Arrgh... The Dirty Booty has followed the story and even (shocker, NO not that one but...) submitted a pic. or two. Yes tis' true, Opus the befuddled Puerta Rican Penguin, HAS been spotted on the Island. He had set up shop on one of the beaches running a fledgeling hair braiding business specializing in Tri-weaves. Pirate has obtained photos for proof. He also got some pictures of his work in case anyone is interested.










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LMAO!!! Those are hilarious! Queen Latifah, and Runnergirl had Vince's baby!! WOW!

Sequell....how about...they're in hawaii to watch Ironman?? Some of them have come to cheer Welshy on.

Comet can't be trusted around those pro triathletes...

Welshy, if you wouldnt have answered the ice slut question, they wouldnt have left the island!

Edited by TriComet 2005-08-31 10:06 AM

I could go ask her out...

Or you could pass her a note- he,he!

Wow, this looks like quite a thread. Anyone got the Clif Notes version?

Here is how it's done





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Go back to page 10, 5th post down.

yes, but that doesn't include the fact that along the way it was revealed that i am a secret agent, a spy if you will.  maybe i should change my name to 3558007.

Since double 0 means "license to kill" what does the double 5 in your number mean?

"55" are the numbers for a PHD
Playa Haters Degree
Motto: Don't hate the Playa Hate the Game!


Edited by Tri-Pirate 2005-08-31 3:36 PM

For some strange reason I like to re-read this thread and get jealous. I have issues.

This was a good thread though...12 pages, the Soap Opera Beginning!!!

Also for those who weren't around then, its good read if you want to waste a couple hours.

Edited by TriComet 2005-12-05 1:05 PM

Cool...I think Chippy missed out on this one.

Wow, Chippy, this is a good one! Newbie (mark aka: tritocatchme) should like it too. And anyone else too.

I don't remember Jess posting to it either...

Yes, I remember. Of course since I wasn't involved, it really wasn't all that great. But I'm here now. So now it is. Quesadilla.

Man...now I'm gonna have to go back and re-read it.

Oh wait!! I was the first person to respond to the thread way back when. So I guess it was great all along...

Well I'm crying from laughing so hard. Everyone go read pages 3 onward...its the whole Island Soap stuff starting....freakin' hilarious. Cannot...stop...laughing....Gatsby: man or woman? 3558: can't impregnante runnergirl b/c hes wearing a tri suit...lmao!

This was also the thread where Jim (run4yrlif) told Runnergirl to "tone it down" b/c she would get the wrong reputation. POT, MEET KETTLE. My how the tables have turned. I was so mad at you for that Jim.

Edited by TriComet 2005-12-05 1:25 PM

Ahhh...so you were. BUt you were smart and ran like hell. I swore I wouldn't get involved, but I couldn't resist. It's like cowbell. It's siren song lured me in.