TAN #183: TANic Panic ... an impending BACON shortage?! (Page 16)

Teejaay - 2012-09-28 8:48 AM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-09-28 6:33 AM

Big Appa - 2012-09-28 8:25 AM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-09-28 6:23 AM

Happy Vagina Day! 

Oh wait, that's not right - that's just the weird topic of conversation I happened into in TAN.

I cut myself and Brad and Pitt tried to make it diry.

Hey Mon how is everything going?

Somehow a cut hand turned into talking about Brad's mom's vagina?  Yep, I'd believe that in TAN. 

It's going - I'm about to try my first at-home Crossfit workout, and then a 1.5 hour trainer ride.  As I didn't die yesterday on George, I don't really want to tempt fate today! 

How are you? 

I wish I had not started the vagina talk. I feel I've cheapened the vagina. It's a beautiful thing. Come do crossfit with me tonight.

So this vagina talk was all your fault?  But it was so much more fun to blame Cord for it!  Oh well, I'm doing a light CF at home so that Tony doesn't get all mad at me.

Hey, where is this cake you mentioned??? 

Are you still talking about vaginas?

Teejaay - 2012-09-28 9:48 AM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-09-28 6:33 AM

Big Appa - 2012-09-28 8:25 AM

blueyedbikergirl - 2012-09-28 6:23 AM

Happy Vagina Day! 

Oh wait, that's not right - that's just the weird topic of conversation I happened into in TAN.

I cut myself and Brad and Pitt tried to make it diry.

Hey Mon how is everything going?

Somehow a cut hand turned into talking about Brad's mom's vagina?  Yep, I'd believe that in TAN. 

It's going - I'm about to try my first at-home Crossfit workout, and then a 1.5 hour trainer ride.  As I didn't die yesterday on George, I don't really want to tempt fate today! 

How are you? 

I wish I had not started the vagina talk. I feel I've cheapened the vagina. It's a beautiful thing.  

It really is.

Dangit Teej, now I'm going to have a craving for red velvet cake!

On another note (and somewhat related), how the heck am I supposed to go to a movie tonight and NOT have popcorn??? 

If they're not a big deal, why do we seem so obsessed with them?  Although, we are just as obsessed with bewbs, and sometimes they are not a big deal (literally).

yOU CAN'T. iT'S A MUST AT THE THEATER.

Sorry maybe you don't understand. Vous devez avoir du pop-corn au cinéma.

Lots of talk about vaginas and cake ... must be Friday!

Good morning all.

Those are actually good topics for any day of the week.

x2

I apologize for the ignorance!  I blame it on still being and FNG around here

Thank you for pointing out my obvious mental lapse about popcorn.  I was being silly and I now feel sufficiently chastised, in both French and English.   

Um... no.  There is NO way I'm going to try and substitute cauliflower for popcorn.  That is just wrong on so many levels! 

I'll either cave and just have a small bag of the delicious stuff, or I'll try to be strong and have nothing... I don't hold out much hope that the latter will happen. 

i hate eating popcorn.  such a weird food.

Since it seems to be the topic of the day ... VAGINA

If you want to get fancy, wrap a it up in a bow

Whatever constitutes a "toy" for him. Some gizmo for his music like a microphone or headphones (he is musical right?). .  Concert tickets.

Here is an online catalog for musician types. Musician's Friend

How do you wrap a vagina up in a bow? A penis I can see but....

Try the one's with the double backed tape and just stick it in the general vacinity (sp?).  I can't imagine it would stay there for very long anyway.

By itself, popcorn is not much, but as a vehicle for delivering massive quantities of butter and salt, it is purely a genius food.

TW