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2012-12-04 12:11 PM
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TriAya - 2012-12-04 1:09 PM
trinnas - 2012-12-05 2:07 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:04 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I guess teejay doens't have her "auto word search" function on

I'm Baaaaack!!

That was fast! wHAT WAS LUNCH?

Chopped beef steak, green beans, and squash souffle.  All from the hospital cafeteria.

It really wasn't half bad.



2012-12-04 12:11 PM
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TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

2012-12-04 12:12 PM
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mjh1975 - 2012-12-04 11:59 AM What's up TANners....

Whats up there windy city?

Not much at all really...just the year end business push at work.  ON a positive note, I should be picking up the new ride soon.  They had to build it out as I got the last frame around.  How about with you?

2012-12-04 12:15 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

2012-12-04 12:17 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 12:11 PM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

Tony was given a "gift" from his London tri team of a lime green Borat mankini.  You have no idea how much I wish I was lying...

2012-12-04 12:17 PM
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trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM

mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM

1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck


Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?




Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony


Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots.

My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!


2012-12-04 12:18 PM
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TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?

2012-12-04 12:19 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 11:18 AM

TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?



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2012-12-04 12:19 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM

mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM

1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck


Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?




Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony


Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots.

My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!


no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??
2012-12-04 12:21 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 1:18 PM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?

It certainly does help, among other thngs! 

 

2012-12-04 12:22 PM
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trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:19 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 



2012-12-04 12:22 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 12:18 PM

TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?



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2012-12-04 12:22 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 12:18 PM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?

Thats my angle as well.

2012-12-04 12:23 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-04 1:21 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 1:18 PM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:15 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:11 AM
TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:07 PM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-05 2:01 AM

I would've thought the words "male strip club" would've brought the ladies back into the conversation for sure.

 

I may or not be involved with something like that somewhere.

Especially once I get my damned leopard thong back.

Mine is in the wash today...

Seriously though, my wifey would laugh non-stop if I had one of those.  Maybe I should get one for Christmas.

I cannot see how this is possibly a bad thing.

I agree.  I do lots of goofy things to make her laugh.  When you don't have looks or brains, you have to be funny right?

It certainly does help, among other thngs! 

 

What else helps?
2012-12-04 12:23 PM
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This is what I do at work, look at charts like this:

http://beefretail.org/CMDocs/BeefRetail2/WholesalePrice/Wholesale%2...

Sigh. FML.
2012-12-04 12:23 PM
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trmat79 - 2012-12-05 2:19 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

If I were a 13-year-old boy, which I pretty much am, I'd dream of you!

Wait, not the answer you were looking for?



2012-12-04 12:24 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-04 11:22 AM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:19 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 



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2012-12-04 12:25 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-05 2:23 AM This is what I do at work, look at charts like this: http://beefretail.org/CMDocs/BeefRetail2/WholesalePrice/Wholesale%2... Sigh. FML.

Pawk bellies! Buy the pawk bellies, NOW!

My friend is into lean hogs. They're doing great in the advent of the holiday season, for some reason.

2012-12-04 12:25 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-04 1:22 PM

trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:19 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 



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2012-12-04 12:25 PM
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trinnas - 2012-12-04 12:22 PM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:19 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 

Did Tony just call someone his BFF?  and not in a joking context?

2012-12-04 12:26 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-04 1:23 PM

This is what I do at work, look at charts like this:

http://beefretail.org/CMDocs/BeefRetail2/WholesalePrice/Wholesale%2...

Sigh. FML.


That looks like a USA today demographic chart for "Which part is the deliciousest?"


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trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:24 PM
trinnas - 2012-12-04 11:22 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 1:19 PM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 11:17 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:58 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:53 AM
1stTimeTri - 2012-12-04 10:49 AM
trmat79 - 2012-12-04 11:47 AM
GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 

at least someone took the setup

You set 'em up I'll knock 'em down!

 

2012-12-04 12:27 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-04 1:23 PM This is what I do at work, look at charts like this: http://beefretail.org/CMDocs/BeefRetail2/WholesalePrice/Wholesale%2... Sigh. FML.

Wow dude, exciting!!

2012-12-04 12:28 PM
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TriAya - 2012-12-04 12:25 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-05 2:23 AM This is what I do at work, look at charts like this: http://beefretail.org/CMDocs/BeefRetail2/WholesalePrice/Wholesale%2... Sigh. FML.

Pawk bellies! Buy the pawk bellies, NOW!

My friend is into lean hogs. They're doing great in the advent of the holiday season, for some reason.

I knew a lady who bought orange futures and when the price tanked, she had to find a home for a truckload of actual oranges... ahh commodities

2012-12-04 12:36 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 1:25 PM
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mr2tony - 2012-12-04 10:57 AM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-04 10:45 AM

What a stupid I am. 

I used my corporate card instead of my personal card to buy a tie last week.  They're the same color (silver) so they look exactly alike. 

Our company has been really cracking down on people doing that even if we don't request reimbursement on the expense report.  Stupid is as stupid does.

My friend once paid for 20 (yes 20) lap dances on his government cc... that went over well trust me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah and the funny part was it was the same type of mistake.. card looked the same... well we have an AOM (all officers meeting) a few weeks later and the skipper stands up and goes "OK guys there was a charge on one of your gov cc thats a little suspect. Please fess up so there is no trouble" My buddy is just sitting there in the back with me talking about the chick that he "fell in love with there at the club" The skipper then goes "OK thats it!! Who the F charged 20 F'ing lap dances on their gov cc???" My buddy looked at me with fear in his eyes and just went "oh crap!" haha it all worked out but it was funny as heck
Why was he surprised that a Navy guy used a government CC at the strip club? Isn't that pretty much standard fare?
Ouch lots of navy guy hate from you tony
Nah I love to give Navy guys crap. Especially pilots. My BFF Mike is a LT. CDR. in Djibouti right now. You should see the jokes I throw at him!
no worries its hard to understand us... I mean it is not easy to be every 13 year old boys dream... right yanti??

You mean you are a cute 12 yo girl?

 

Did Tony just call someone his BFF?  and not in a joking context?

I know! How is this not getting more "press" is beyond me.

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