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Melon Presser ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-07 12:29 AM You know, if you stare long enough at something, you get that weird tunnel vision? Well, it also removes the pink tank top on Yanti's avatar. *giggity* WHAT?! Cool. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() TriAya - 2012-11-06 11:28 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-07 12:25 AM TriAya - 2012-11-06 11:25 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-07 12:23 AM Leegoocrap - 2012-11-06 11:22 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 12:21 PM pitt83 - 2012-11-06 10:36 AM Big Appa - 2012-11-06 11:24 AM TAN I have a question for you. If you make a 100% clone of yourself then you have sex with it is that homosexuality or just masturbating? Incest.Define "sex". either the male or female division of a species, especially as differentiated with reference to the reproductive functions. How do hermaphroditic creatures, like B.A., fall into that?? I dunno, but I'd have you fall into MAH {MELON PRESS} anytime. HEEEEEEYYYYYYY, Your Yantiness!! *MWAH* I think about you every time I have or even see a funky post count. "Funky"? Like George P. and the Parliament? |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() If I get into a big fight with my clone can I call it a clone war? |
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Master ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:32 PM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Works for flamingos. DO you know why flamingos raise one leg when they sleep? 'cause if they raise both legs, they will fall down. . . Thanks you, thank you. I will be here all week. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 9:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Glad you passed... So tell me... What are you going for? Citizenship? Dual citizenship? Just an overall visa? |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-11-06 11:34 AM If I get into a big fight with my clone can I call it a clone war? Are you on the Dark Side? |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() Samyg - 2012-11-06 9:35 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:32 PM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Works for flamingos. DO you know why flamingos raise one leg when they sleep? 'cause if they raise both legs, they will fall down. . . Thanks you, thank you. I will be here all week. segway... I was at the Flamingo a couple weeks ago. And took pictures of flamingos. And most were on one leg. So there you have it. |
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Melon Presser ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-11-07 12:22 AM Samyg - 2012-11-06 12:21 PM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 12:20 PM mehaner - 2012-11-06 11:19 AM soooooo tired of election threads. entertain me, tan monkeys. Then respond to my blah post. Start with this topic - women farts. They don't. It's just trumpets from heaven announcing their presence. stinky trumpets! Some idiot posted on FB that line about "Women don't fart ... we just whisper into our panties." I commented: "I don't fart. I create nuclear explosions that make dogs fly and scare the neighbours." |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() TriAya - 2012-11-06 11:38 AM mehaner - 2012-11-07 12:22 AM Samyg - 2012-11-06 12:21 PM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 12:20 PM mehaner - 2012-11-06 11:19 AM soooooo tired of election threads. entertain me, tan monkeys. Then respond to my blah post. Start with this topic - women farts. They don't. It's just trumpets from heaven announcing their presence. stinky trumpets! Some idiot posted on FB that line about "Women don't fart ... we just whisper into our panties." I commented: "I don't fart. I create nuclear explosions that make dogs fly and scare the neighbours." Niiiiiice. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-11-06 11:37 AM Samyg - 2012-11-06 9:35 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:32 PM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Works for flamingos. DO you know why flamingos raise one leg when they sleep? 'cause if they raise both legs, they will fall down. . . Thanks you, thank you. I will be here all week. segway... I was at the Flamingo a couple weeks ago. And took pictures of flamingos. And most were on one leg. So there you have it. Did you try to tip them? |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 9:36 AM Big Appa - 2012-11-06 11:34 AM If I get into a big fight with my clone can I call it a clone war? Are you on the Dark Side? No but I can do a dark side slide on a skate board or at least I use to be able to. |
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Iron Donkey![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Big Appa - 2012-11-06 11:40 AM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 9:36 AM Big Appa - 2012-11-06 11:34 AM If I get into a big fight with my clone can I call it a clone war? Are you on the Dark Side? No but I can do a dark side slide on a skate board or at least I use to be able to. Pics, or ..... |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() Kido - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 9:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Glad you passed... So tell me... What are you going for? Citizenship? Dual citizenship? Just an overall visa? Trying to get my Green Card. If I'm allowed to have dual citizenship, then I might eventually apply, but I'm not allowed to do that until I've had a Green Card for a certain amount of time. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? No idea. But I was also asked if I have any artificial limbs, asked to stand on my toes and heels, touch my finger to my nose with each hand, and a be able to show that I have full range of motion in all limbs once I showed them that they aren't fake. That was the entire test. FUN! |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:51 PM Hey, they had to do something to make it offical, how else would they have been able to justify asking you to put on the gown?1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? No idea. But I was also asked if I have any artificial limbs, asked to stand on my toes and heels, touch my finger to my nose with each hand, and a be able to show that I have full range of motion in all limbs once I showed them that they aren't fake. That was the entire test. FUN! |
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Expert ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:48 PM So this does mean your moving forward in this process and no longer bogged down in the chaos? That is good news. (Kido - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 9:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Glad you passed... So tell me... What are you going for? Citizenship? Dual citizenship? Just an overall visa? Trying to get my Green Card. If I'm allowed to have dual citizenship, then I might eventually apply, but I'm not allowed to do that until I've had a Green Card for a certain amount of time. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() tcarlson78 - 2012-11-06 11:59 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:51 PM Hey, they had to do something to make it offical, how else would they have been able to justify asking you to put on the gown?1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? No idea. But I was also asked if I have any artificial limbs, asked to stand on my toes and heels, touch my finger to my nose with each hand, and a be able to show that I have full range of motion in all limbs once I showed them that they aren't fake. That was the entire test. FUN! Yeah, yeah. It cost me $300 to put on that gown. But at least it's "official"! |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() tcarlson78 - 2012-11-06 12:00 PM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:48 PM So this does mean your moving forward in this process and no longer bogged down in the chaos? That is good news. (Kido - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 9:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Glad you passed... So tell me... What are you going for? Citizenship? Dual citizenship? Just an overall visa? Trying to get my Green Card. If I'm allowed to have dual citizenship, then I might eventually apply, but I'm not allowed to do that until I've had a Green Card for a certain amount of time. I'm really hoping to be able to hand everything over to the lawyers by the end of this week.. and then have all the applications in by next week. If it's not done by mid-December then I'll be considered as in the country illegally, and I don't think that would do wonders for my application. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:51 PM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? No idea. But I was also asked if I have any artificial limbs, asked to stand on my toes and heels, touch my finger to my nose with each hand, and a be able to show that I have full range of motion in all limbs once I showed them that they aren't fake. That was the entire test. FUN! wonder if it would help or hurt your chances of becoming murrkan if you had any artificial limbs...hmmm |
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Sensei ![]() | ![]() just browsing key and peele sketches... So many good ones. |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 1:10 PM tcarlson78 - 2012-11-06 12:00 PM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:48 PM So this does mean your moving forward in this process and no longer bogged down in the chaos? That is good news. (Kido - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 9:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Glad you passed... So tell me... What are you going for? Citizenship? Dual citizenship? Just an overall visa? Trying to get my Green Card. If I'm allowed to have dual citizenship, then I might eventually apply, but I'm not allowed to do that until I've had a Green Card for a certain amount of time. I'm really hoping to be able to hand everything over to the lawyers by the end of this week.. and then have all the applications in by next week. If it's not done by mid-December then I'll be considered as in the country illegally, and I don't think that would do wonders for my application. Oooh Good luck I hope it works out well for you! |
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Champion ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | ![]() mehaner - 2012-11-06 12:12 PM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 12:51 PM 1stTimeTri - 2012-11-06 11:36 AM blueyedbikergirl - 2012-11-06 11:32 AM Hi TAN! FINALLY finished my immigration medical exam. Apparently being able to balance for 3 seconds on each foot is the key to all of my immigration problems. Sigh - what a joke of a medical exam. Why 3 seconds? I know 3 is a magic number, but why for that? No idea. But I was also asked if I have any artificial limbs, asked to stand on my toes and heels, touch my finger to my nose with each hand, and a be able to show that I have full range of motion in all limbs once I showed them that they aren't fake. That was the entire test. FUN! wonder if it would help or hurt your chances of becoming murrkan if you had any artificial limbs...hmmm Dunno? I also had to tell them that I was mentally sane. It's amazing that they just take your word for some of these things! |
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