TAN #154: What are you TANkful for this time of year? (Page 18)

Jim definitely wins in the dinner department. I think Mon wins in the sexeh story department. Those things are bolted on there pretty good!

I'm sort of a chef, and I also have the time.  Cooking well takes no longer than cooking crap, in general.

Ha!  Busted... my computer at work has taken to surprising me almost daily with it's language preferences.  Yesterday was Polish, today is French.  No idea why it's toying with me in such a bad way! 

I strongly suggest putting the language bar in your task bar. It helps a LOT when you have that problem, or have to switch between languages

Oh, and if you don't want to change it, the apostrophe is probably "shift+,"... just so you know. That's at least what it is over here!

All I'm going to say is that it was a place where you wouldn't have expected the headboard to be able to be ripped off the wall.  I guess I can be stronger than I realize...

Aaaah - not a bad idea!  It certainly can get frustrating when typing up a document and all of a sudden you're typing in Armenian or something. 

Oh boy, my friends just opened up a can of worms. 

So me and a group of friends send emails back and forth to pass the days. Me and one other in the group have taken up endurance training. One other friend says that he doesn't like the endurance thing because it's so positive and rah rah rah, there's not enough trash talking within the group about it. My response was that most of the dudes were too big of p*$$**s to try it, so we can't really trash talk. The answers that came back were:

• Running is for people who are brutal at "real sports", or who can't afford them.
• "If only you "manly men" had played football or rugby in high school, you could have started out in shape and just stayed there, so you wouldn't have to do all this ridiculous exercise later on in life."

This could be a long night...

1.  Define real sport, if you mean team sports then explain how your lack of contribution supports the overall effort.  With running it is all me, I own my success and failure.  In real sports it is too easy to play the blame game.

2. Ahh the glory of High School sports.  If only I could motivate myself to sit at a bar remembering that game winning touchdown or goal to anyone who would listen.  I am so happy that the metabolism of my youth has stayed with me so I don't have to drink light beer.  Alas I don't have the time or the motivation, guess I will just have to stimulate my mind by thinking about my future while I run a few miles to improve upon my youthful physique.

I assume he is talking about football???  Well tell him that in endurance sports, you don;t have an offensive team, a defensive team, a kicking team, a kick off team, a third down team, a punt team, a punt return team, a pass defense team, a run defense team, a field goal team, etc...

We do it all!

Haha, such an AWFUL movie.

Invite them out for a s/b/r.

I have been having a hard time sleeping for my weekend.  I wish I just had a traveling buddy for the car trip.

Ha!  That was going to be my suggestion too.  That should shut 'em up!