TAN #167 SponTANeous Combustion. (Page 18)

Yep - the US won't let me stay any other way (which is just mean of the US... MEAN, I say!!!), so we're gettin' hitched. 

Hi.  Hope everyones day is cranking along.

Does anyone here know any professional athletes that would be willing to come to an event that I am on a committee for MDA? 

I like it!  And then maybe throw something at him on your way out.  Nothing big, just a stapler or something. 

Wooo cats out of the bag!

I've had them practically tear my car apart at the Vancouver crossing.  Hate them.  The truck border crossing is way more laid back.  Although it apparently shuts down at midnight, as I found out one time when I was racing back south to hit a flight out of Sea-Tac.  I got there at roughly 12:01 and it was pitch black, not a person to be seen anywhere.

The guy sitting there for 5 minutes contemplating driving across the security ditch: yeah that was me

this is a great topic for TAN.  when i do quit...HOW SHOULD I DO IT?  i was going to steal a movie scene and be all "f you, f you, f you, you're cool, f you i'm out!" but you guys are far more creative.  how would YOU quit??

You guys are the AWESOME version, and definitely fit the double entendre of Committed (Eat Pray Love sequel).

the absolute worst I ever had was crossing from Vancouver into the States to catch a flight out of Sea-Tac at 4:30 in the morning and the border guy was a complete azz-hat.  It actually went so far as he told me that I should be 'asking his permission' to be allowed to enter the US.  I've never wanted to b*tch slap someone so badly!

hahahahhaha

Hey Matty Matt!

Pros of any athletic kind? In the Chicago area? What's MDA?

Wearing the sock where? I vote left hand, like a glove.

I like it!  I've only ever quit one job, but I just walked out and it felt SOOOO GOOOOOD! 

Haha!  Awww - thanks Yanti... I also just told Tony that the cat's out of the bag in TAN - I think he now wants to see if we can register at Trisports.com  

Yanti, MDA is the Muscular Dystrophy Association.  Any kind but woudl like for Footbal, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Basketball, Not sure this group would know Triathlon Pros but if you know any it wouldnt hurt.  Chicago area woudl be great, but we would willing to talk to them about air and hotel if need be.

Hang on a second! What????

Hahahahaha!  That was the best quoting job I've ever seen... I think even Meh would appreciate it! 

It's on Tony's FB page, but I'll see if I can re-size and put it in the Girls of BT just for you. 

After envisioning myself getting stuck in the ditch and arrested at daybreak, I decided to find another crossing.  I drove warp speed to Sumas.  You thought I'd try Vancouver?  Hell no!

Awesome!

Done!  And you have to check out Yanti's pic with a drag queen right before mine. 

Done. You and Yanti are hot. The drag queen is.... not.

So if Brad is an azz and he is a clown does that make him an.......

If?

Sweet pics! I vote for all of the above are hot, yes that includes the queens!