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2013-05-02 2:38 PM
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For a person that has written thousands of IEPs, 504s, and psych reports over the course of a career (educational plans for students with disabilities)... it is pretty pathetic that I still cannot spell "accommodation" without spell-check-assist.


2013-05-02 2:40 PM
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eabeam - 2013-05-02 2:56 PM
lisac957 - 2013-05-02 11:45 AM

I'm with Meh. I hate everybody today - something is in the air on BT. Probably the SNOW IN MAY.

Without meeting you, I would say that is the big difference between us.

Without meeting either of you, I would say the biggest difference between you is the type of reproductive organs present in each of your bodies, and the behavioral and physical connotations of such difference.

2013-05-02 2:42 PM
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ugh... dealing with student newspapers is a hell unto itself. 

 

So we are apparently under contract with the student newspaper for four ads each year. Unless we explicitly tell them to stop the contact, we are immediately renewed... of course they don't bother telling us about the automatic renewal. 

ME: you automatically renew me into a contract that you didn't tell me existed?

Paper Rep: Yes, but you can opt out.

M: But  you didn't tell me that. 

PR: I am sorry for the confusion, but you are in a contract. 

M: Yes but you didn't tell me about the contract. 

PR: You've been in the contract since about 2008. 

M: But I have only been the executive director since 2012 and I have never received any word about being under any contract until now. 

PR: But you can opt out. 

repeat this dialogue for about five minutes and you will experience my last twenty.

2013-05-02 2:44 PM
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lisac957 - 2013-05-02 11:45 AM

I'm with Meh. I hate everybody today - something is in the air on BT. Probably the SNOW IN MAY.

You guys hate me? 

 

I didn't even say anything bad today.

2013-05-02 2:44 PM
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akustix - 2013-05-02 12:42 PM

ugh... dealing with student newspapers is a hell unto itself. 

 

So we are apparently under contract with the student newspaper for four ads each year. Unless we explicitly tell them to stop the contact, we are immediately renewed... of course they don't bother telling us about the automatic renewal. 

ME: you automatically renew me into a contract that you didn't tell me existed?

Paper Rep: Yes, but you can opt out.

M: But  you didn't tell me that. 

PR: I am sorry for the confusion, but you are in a contract. 

M: Yes but you didn't tell me about the contract. 

PR: You've been in the contract since about 2008. 

M: But I have only been the executive director since 2012 and I have never received any word about being under any contract until now. 

PR: But you can opt out. 

repeat this dialogue for about five minutes and you will experience my last twenty.

 

What was their response to, "Please provide me a copy of this contract."

 

You can also make your last ad a coupon for ADDING and additional 10% to the bill as a final farewell.

2013-05-02 2:46 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!

What is the angle of the dangle?



2013-05-02 2:46 PM
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Samyg - 2013-05-02 3:40 PM
eabeam - 2013-05-02 2:56 PM
lisac957 - 2013-05-02 11:45 AM

I'm with Meh. I hate everybody today - something is in the air on BT. Probably the SNOW IN MAY.

Without meeting you, I would say that is the big difference between us.

Without meeting either of you, I would say the biggest difference between you is the type of reproductive organs present in each of your bodies, and the behavioral and physical connotations of such difference.

In other words!!!! Bewbs and Bazingas!!

2013-05-02 2:48 PM
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Kido - 2013-05-02 12:46 PM

What is the angle of the dangle?

I don't know but she likes it.

2013-05-02 2:49 PM
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Kido - 2013-05-02 3:46 PM

What is the angle of the dangle?

 

 

Spatial Mathematics professor, Dr. Haywood Jablome, released his new theory on the Angle of the Dangle, and the dangle's proximity to the line of entry needed for intersection with a black hole, or any other color hole for that matter.

 

From the spoof http://www.thespoof.com/news/science-technology/74679/mit-professor...

2013-05-02 2:49 PM
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Big Appa - 2013-05-02 3:48 PM
Kido - 2013-05-02 12:46 PM

What is the angle of the dangle?

I don't know but sheep likes it.

fixt

2013-05-02 2:50 PM
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eabeam - 2013-05-02 3:44 PM
akustix - 2013-05-02 12:42 PM

ugh... dealing with student newspapers is a hell unto itself. 

 

So we are apparently under contract with the student newspaper for four ads each year. Unless we explicitly tell them to stop the contact, we are immediately renewed... of course they don't bother telling us about the automatic renewal. 

ME: you automatically renew me into a contract that you didn't tell me existed?

Paper Rep: Yes, but you can opt out.

M: But  you didn't tell me that. 

PR: I am sorry for the confusion, but you are in a contract. 

M: Yes but you didn't tell me about the contract. 

PR: You've been in the contract since about 2008. 

M: But I have only been the executive director since 2012 and I have never received any word about being under any contract until now. 

PR: But you can opt out. 

repeat this dialogue for about five minutes and you will experience my last twenty.

What was their response to, "Please provide me a copy of this contract."

You can also make your last ad a coupon for ADDING and additional 10% to the bill as a final farewell.

Or an ad explaining why people should not buy ads in that newspaper...



2013-05-02 2:53 PM
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2013-05-02 2:55 PM
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Kido - 2013-05-02 3:46 PM

What is the angle of the dangle?

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. 

2013-05-02 2:57 PM
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akustix - 2013-05-02 3:55 PM
Kido - 2013-05-02 3:46 PM

What is the angle of the dangle?

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. 

Oooh then I will light up the grill!

2013-05-02 2:57 PM
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Hiya TAN.  Living fast and hard....just how I like it!
2013-05-02 3:06 PM
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NRG42 - 2013-05-02 3:57 PM Hiya TAN.  Living fast and hard....just how I like it!

 

you like it hard and FAST? many men will be happy to hear that!



2013-05-02 3:07 PM
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So the Tide To-Go stain sticks really do work.  I'll be a son of a gun..
2013-05-02 3:07 PM
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akustix - 2013-05-02 3:06 PM

NRG42 - 2013-05-02 3:57 PM Hiya TAN.  Living fast and hard....just how I like it!

 

you like it hard and FAST? many men will be happy to hear that!

I am a pleaser!
2013-05-02 3:08 PM
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akustix - 2013-05-02 4:06 PM

NRG42 - 2013-05-02 3:57 PM Hiya TAN.  Living fast and hard....just how I like it!

 

you like it hard and FAST? many men will be happy to hear that!

There is a time for everything and everything in it's time. 

2013-05-02 3:09 PM
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NRG42 - 2013-05-02 4:07 PM
akustix - 2013-05-02 3:06 PM

NRG42 - 2013-05-02 3:57 PM Hiya TAN.  Living fast and hard....just how I like it!

 

you like it hard and FAST? many men will be happy to hear that!

I am a pleaser!

 

2013-05-02 3:10 PM
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mjh1975 - 2013-05-02 4:07 PM So the Tide To-Go stain sticks really do work.  I'll be a son of a gun..

 

Be careful though... my wife ruined a dress because the stain stick created a white spot when she tried to get a stain out. 



2013-05-02 3:14 PM
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Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!
akustix - 2013-05-02 2:42 PM

ugh... dealing with student newspapers is a hell unto itself. 

 

So we are apparently under contract with the student newspaper for four ads each year. Unless we explicitly tell them to stop the contact, we are immediately renewed... of course they don't bother telling us about the automatic renewal. 

ME: you automatically renew me into a contract that you didn't tell me existed?

Paper Rep: Yes, but you can opt out.

M: But  you didn't tell me that. 

PR: I am sorry for the confusion, but you are in a contract. 

M: Yes but you didn't tell me about the contract. 

PR: You've been in the contract since about 2008. 

M: But I have only been the executive director since 2012 and I have never received any word about being under any contract until now. 

PR: But you can opt out. 

repeat this dialogue for about five minutes and you will experience my last twenty.

Who's on first?  I don't know.  Third base.

2013-05-02 3:16 PM
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1stTimeTri - 2013-05-02 4:14 PM
akustix - 2013-05-02 2:42 PM

ugh... dealing with student newspapers is a hell unto itself. 

 

So we are apparently under contract with the student newspaper for four ads each year. Unless we explicitly tell them to stop the contact, we are immediately renewed... of course they don't bother telling us about the automatic renewal. 

ME: you automatically renew me into a contract that you didn't tell me existed?

Paper Rep: Yes, but you can opt out.

M: But  you didn't tell me that. 

PR: I am sorry for the confusion, but you are in a contract. 

M: Yes but you didn't tell me about the contract. 

PR: You've been in the contract since about 2008. 

M: But I have only been the executive director since 2012 and I have never received any word about being under any contract until now. 

PR: But you can opt out. 

repeat this dialogue for about five minutes and you will experience my last twenty.

Who's on first?  I don't know.  Third base.

Exactly. EXXXXXXXactly.

2013-05-02 3:19 PM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!
trinnas - 2013-05-02 2:46 PM
Samyg - 2013-05-02 3:40 PM
eabeam - 2013-05-02 2:56 PM
lisac957 - 2013-05-02 11:45 AM

I'm with Meh. I hate everybody today - something is in the air on BT. Probably the SNOW IN MAY.

Without meeting you, I would say that is the big difference between us.

Without meeting either of you, I would say the biggest difference between you is the type of reproductive organs present in each of your bodies, and the behavioral and physical connotations of such difference.

In other words!!!! Bewbs and Bazingas!!

WHERE??!!

2013-05-02 3:20 PM
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Iron Donkey
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Subject: RE: TAN #199: jobs R imporTANt, conTANkulations TANgemelons!
akustix - 2013-05-02 3:10 PM

mjh1975 - 2013-05-02 4:07 PM So the Tide To-Go stain sticks really do work.  I'll be a son of a gun..

 

Be careful though... my wife ruined a dress because the stain stick created a white spot when she tried to get a stain out. 

Oh, surrrrrrrrre, blame the "stain stick".

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