Subject: RE: Christmas PanicAdd this to the list of why it's great to be a guy. Christmas gifts?
a )Coworkers - good firm handshake accompanied with a hearty "Merry Christmas."
b )Gift exchanges you buy a cheesy Christmas DVD - you don't even have to wrap it. Planes, Trains, and Automobiles will do nicely.
c )Extended family gets cards. Wifey takes care of this.
d )Immediate family (sister/mom/dad ) gets cards a and maybe $50-$100 in gifts.
e )Wifey - Here I gotta make up for my scroogyness. If I don't, I'd be kicked out on the front lawn by Mrs. Claus come Christmas morning. I usually do a kick a$$ stocking. All gifts that chicks want come in small packages. Thrown in her favorite candies,gift certificates,coffees,etc and I come off as a stud. Then it's upstairs to exercise if you know what I mean...
Have I left anything out?!?!?! Basically a, b, and c get the shaft so that d and e (the people that matter ) get cool stuff.
Rock on.
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