Weekly BT Therapy Session- Company Christmas Party (Page 2)

1. give him a wet willy
2. spray a mouthful of tequila in his face disguised as a laugh
3. tell his wife how disappointing he is in the sack
4. smack him, looked shocked, and tell him that prostitution is illegal

all good things to do to the boss in front of other employees...

video plz...

Ok- I researched the menu.  No snowflake cookies   But I could probably make my own and gaurantee the electric slide to get you to go. 

WHAT PART OF "YOU DIDNT CHECK WITH ME FIRST" DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?

I'm going to fire you as a client and I won't listen anymore...

Edited by TriComet 2005-11-16 11:31 AM

Ok- I'm checking with you know.  Lemme know if it's ok.

Go. Attending sans date might actually work to your advantage. I find that these functions are usually a schmooze fest anyway. You're going to be networking with a bunch of people, hence, your would-be date would be bored to tears.

Edited by adventuress 2005-11-16 11:43 AM

And don't leave early. I double booked myself last year and ended up being a no-show when the president of the company gave me an award. I'll never live that one down.

My company Christmas parties are pretty laid back- reason being, our corporate office is locate din St. Loius, so we don't have a lot of big wigs here- just a few.  And...I work at a manufacturing facility, so a lot of the people who work here are in manufacturing and have gone to tech school and what not.  So there's not much smoozing and it's not really intimidating.  So if I brought a date it should be boring becuase I can't see a lot of people talking about work. 

Associate of the Year. But it may as well have been an attendance award - you have no idea how much crap I still get about that no-show. Someone around here needs to do something scandalous to deflect the unwanted attention.

just spit juice on my keyboard.

Edited by tmwelshy 2005-11-16 12:11 PM

Same boat, but I've already decided to go it solo for this year (sorry, Haley!)

When I lived in Boston I had a couple of professional guy friends in pocket I could trot out for this sort of thing. But that firm knew how to throw a party, i have to say. Okay reminiscing now... one was a GREAT date, he was a very classy and handsome Australian physicist, we had been friends for a few years and felt very comfortable around each other, I got the most glammed up I've probably ever been in my life, we could walk to the venue from my house in the Back Bay, it was actually a GOOD PARTY and I took a bunch of pictures of my co-workers looking their absolute best and actually having fun with their spouses, which I later framed and gave to them for Christmas... and an unexpected snowstorm blew in that night leaving us to RUN home through snow laughing the whole way! With me in heels, wearing only his suit jacket over my sleeveless slinky gown and him in his shirt soaked through -- I had to lend him my LLBean parka with the sleeves that hit just past his elbows so HE could walk home. What a night.

Ahem. But I digress...

Here the parties are "eh" and I have only one single male friend close enough who'd be passable in this crowd, and I used him last year. Rats. He'd love to come again (for the food, of course), but if I show up with the same one twice, well, you know how it goes. They all remember him because he's a good dancer. The year before that the guy was NOT passable... and I figured it out too late! Oops, live and learn. Hey, I still work here.

Go, and Godspeed.


Edited by CitySky 2005-11-16 7:08 PM

But I'll take you to Freebirds...

Wait a min- you didn't offer me a buirrito if you were my date.  I'm hurt now....(walks away pouting)

You turned me down no less than 5 times and asked 3558 no less than the same amount. Pout all you want!