Why my dog is better than a boyfriend (Page 2)

Other reasons boyfriends are better:

• You don't have to pick up your boyfriend's poop from the floor.

True but you have to keep putting the toilet lid down with them.

• You don't have to take your boyfriend for a walk in the rain.

True, but most boyfriends don't even want to walk when it's not raining. (or at least that's been my experience)

• Dogs give lousy massages.

Most massages with guys don't last long anyways because they only want one thing.

• Boyfriends don't have dog breath.

But they do have morning breath and tend to belch a lot.

• Try getting your dog to buy you dinner.

My dog can't buy me dinner, but she'll join me for every meal.  She's right next to me on the floor everytime I eat becuase she wants my company, not the food

• Boyfriends slobber less (generally).

That depends on how good you look.

• Dogs won't hold your hair when you've had way too much to drink.

No, but they will be right by your side

• Boyfriends don't get fleas (generally).

I would hope boyfriends don't have fleas, but you would have to worry about STD's!  At least with dogs you can give them flea treatments or feal collars.  I've never heard of an STD collar- he,he!

• Boyfriends don't shed as much. And you don't have to brush them regularly.

You're right on this one- and you can play with your boyfriend's hair and don't have to worry about it falling out all over the place- unless he's blading.

• Dogs aren't the best kissers. Way too much tongue.

I can't argue with this one.

• You don't have to clip your boyfriend's toenails.

I would hope not.  I would take my bf for a pedi though if his toenails needed to be clipped.  Hopefully it wouldn't be like the scene in Dumb and Dumber when they bust out the saw- ha,ha!

A BF can put his tongue to proper use without it being illegal in 49 states and DC.  WV, I suppose, is the exception.

Really? its illegal in WV?

• Boyfriends don't get fleas (generally).

I would hope boyfriends don't have fleas, but you would have to worry about STD's!  At least with dogs you can give them flea treatments or feal collars.  I've never heard of an STD collar- he,he!