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2005-08-03 7:50 AM
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Anyone wanna bet when this thread gets pulled? I'm in for close of business today.


2005-08-03 8:48 AM
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steak burrito says its gone before lunch.
2005-08-03 8:49 AM
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3558 - 2005-08-03 8:48 AM steak burrito says its gone before lunch.

Hey! That's me in your sig line!

2005-08-03 9:04 AM
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3558 - 2005-08-03 9:48 AM steak burrito says its gone before lunch.

I broke down yesterday! I had Chipotle...IT WAS SO GOOD!!!

2005-08-03 10:58 AM
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3558 - 2005-08-02 3:42 PM

I have been to Blue Ball, PA.  And my friend has a credit card from Blue Ball Bank, and yes, it does have a blue ball on it.

Blue Ball is an interesting little Amish town; it goes with Bird in Hand, Paradise, Intercourse, and Climax.  Got to love the way Amish can name towns. lol

2005-08-03 11:29 AM
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Yeah but have you been to Intercourse, PA?

My parents bought me a refrigerator magnet from there that says "I Heart Intercourse"


2005-08-03 11:29 AM
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Oops just noticed the previous mention of Intercourse.

Sorry.
2005-08-03 3:14 PM
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OR: two in the slut one in the butt; goin to town with one in the brown; 2 in the beaver 1 in the cleaver

OR: The Hand Symbol used at the University of Houston.

aka "The Cougar Sign"

The cougar sign, made by folding in the ring finger of the hand towards the palm, has several stories explaining its meaning. The true story of its origin, however, dates back to 1953, the first time UH played the University of Texas in football. Since this was their first meeting, members of Alpha Phi Omega, the service fraternity in charge of taking care of Shasta I, the university's mascot, brought her to the game. During the trip, Shasta's front paw was caught in the car door and one toe was cut off. At the game, members of the opposing team discovered what had happened and began taunting UH players by holding up their hands with the ring finger bent, saying UH's mascot was an invalid and so were our players. Texas went on to win this game 28-7. UH students were very upset by this and began using the sign as notice that they would never let UT forget the incident. Fifteen years later, at their second meeting, the UH Cougars, proudly holding up the now adopted symbol of UH pride, fought Texas to a 20-20

UH did not play Texas again for eight years, our first year as members of the Southwest Conference. The Cougars were on a mission, and in front of 77,809 spectators (at that time the largest crowd ever in attendance at Memorial Stadium) slammed the lid on the disgrace Texas had attempted to put upon UH 23 years earlier. The final score was the University of Houston Cougars, 30, the Texas Longhorns, 0.
"Shock 'em Coogs" -- What Cougars say at sports functions
2005-08-03 3:18 PM
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I'm shocked.
2005-08-03 4:02 PM
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i'm thinking we need a secret-invisible-toilet-forum...one person gets an invite from the prior person a month to join.  tricomet can be the founder.  but would anybody ever make it back out to see the light of day?

i guess i'm not sure what to think about this thread...perhaps a poll? i have to see my shrink...i will decide later...

2005-08-03 5:07 PM
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HALEY DID IT!!!!!!



2005-08-03 8:27 PM
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Bwahahahaaa.  What a great thread.  Great history too Haley.
2005-08-04 6:51 AM
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Ron - 2005-08-03 5:02 PM

i'm thinking we need a secret-invisible-toilet-forum...one person gets an invite from the prior person a month to join.  tricomet can be the founder.  but would anybody ever make it back out to see the light of day?

i guess i'm not sure what to think about this thread...perhaps a poll? i have to see my shrink...i will decide later...

Thanks for being so cool Ron and dealing with the toilet stuff. At least I titled the thread appropriately.

*Taking a bow

2005-08-04 6:58 AM
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tmwelshy - 2005-08-03 6:07 PM

HALEY DID IT!!!!!!

Thanks for throwing me under the bus. Appreciate it. You are just as bad and you know it.

2005-08-04 7:22 AM
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I would have to say that TriComet HAS to be the coolest girl on here. I don't know why she doesn't have a S.O. She needs to find the right guy who can TRI, throw in the shocker, complete the triple crown, and for good measure mix equal parts blumpkin, rear admiral, who's the boss, and rocky balboa title fight. There's only one other person I know of with those qualifications, but sorry... I am getting married in 29 days!!! To a tri-chick, no less!

I think you and runner girl, booze and a multi sport expo with lots of guys would be something to be had on video..... in the good sense... well, maybe not...
2005-08-04 7:34 AM
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cerveloP3 - 2005-08-04 7:22 AM  I don't know why she doesn't have a S.O.

Maybe because she keeps trying to give her boyfriends the shocker, but they don't seem to like being jabbed in the sack?



2005-08-04 7:52 AM
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cerveloP3 - 2005-08-04 8:22 AM I would have to say that TriComet HAS to be the coolest girl on here. I don't know why she doesn't have a S.O. She needs to find the right guy who can TRI, throw in the shocker, complete the triple crown, and for good measure mix equal parts blumpkin, rear admiral, who's the boss, and rocky balboa title fight. There's only one other person I know of with those qualifications, but sorry... I am getting married in 29 days!!! To a tri-chick, no less! I think you and runner girl, booze and a multi sport expo with lots of guys would be something to be had on video..... in the good sense... well, maybe not...

Well thanks for the compliments, and haley/comet and blumpkin do not mix. Sorry. I draw the line there.

Congrats on the marraige, I don't have anything bad to say about that b/c you made a good choice with a SO who supports and is interested in what you like to do. 

Lets see, I just got out of a messy long term relationship with a lazy guy who had no interest in sports, so I'm not actively looking for a SO. I wouldn't know what to say to a guy, its been so long since I've done the "single thing"...I can't get someone interested/or to stick around, just to name a few things: I'm loud, crude, sometimes too wild, and obsessive about hobbies, ...one of my good friends said something to me a couple months ago that has stuck with me ever since, "good luck finding a guy that can keep up with you! He better have a high energy level and like all the sports you do!"  Ok, enough with that stuff   

My friends keep me happy and occupied! They're all I need right now...and Chipotle and the Shocker of course.



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2005-08-04 8:40 AM
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TriComet - 2005-08-04 8:52 AM

cerveloP3 - 2005-08-04 8:22 AM I would have to say that TriComet HAS to be the coolest girl on here. I don't know why she doesn't have a S.O. She needs to find the right guy who can TRI, throw in the shocker, complete the triple crown, and for good measure mix equal parts blumpkin, rear admiral, who's the boss, and rocky balboa title fight. There's only one other person I know of with those qualifications, but sorry... I am getting married in 29 days!!! To a tri-chick, no less! I think you and runner girl, booze and a multi sport expo with lots of guys would be something to be had on video..... in the good sense... well, maybe not...

Well thanks for the compliments, and haley/comet and blumpkin do not mix. Sorry. I draw the line there.

Congrats on the marraige, I don't have anything bad to say about that b/c you made a good choice with a SO who supports and is interested in what you like to do. 

Lets see, I just got out of a messy long term relationship with a lazy guy who had no interest in sports, so I'm not actively looking for a SO. I wouldn't know what to say to a guy, its been so long since I've done the "single thing"...I can't get someone interested/or to stick around, just to name a few things: I'm loud, crude, sometimes too wild, and obsessive about hobbies, ...one of my good friends said something to me a couple months ago that has stuck with me ever since, "good luck finding a guy that can keep up with you! He better have a high energy level and like all the sports you do!"  Ok, enough with that stuff   

My friends keep me happy and occupied! They're all I need right now...and Chipotle and the Shocker of course.

Ahhh.  Sweet, sweet Chipotle.
2005-08-04 10:35 AM
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3558 - 2005-08-04 7:40 AM
TriComet - 2005-08-04 8:52 AM

cerveloP3 - 2005-08-04 8:22 AM I would have to say that TriComet HAS to be the coolest girl on here. I don't know why she doesn't have a S.O. She needs to find the right guy who can TRI, throw in the shocker, complete the triple crown, and for good measure mix equal parts blumpkin, rear admiral, who's the boss, and rocky balboa title fight. There's only one other person I know of with those qualifications, but sorry... I am getting married in 29 days!!! To a tri-chick, no less! I think you and runner girl, booze and a multi sport expo with lots of guys would be something to be had on video..... in the good sense... well, maybe not...

Well thanks for the compliments, and haley/comet and blumpkin do not mix. Sorry. I draw the line there.

Congrats on the marraige, I don't have anything bad to say about that b/c you made a good choice with a SO who supports and is interested in what you like to do. 

Lets see, I just got out of a messy long term relationship with a lazy guy who had no interest in sports, so I'm not actively looking for a SO. I wouldn't know what to say to a guy, its been so long since I've done the "single thing"...I can't get someone interested/or to stick around, just to name a few things: I'm loud, crude, sometimes too wild, and obsessive about hobbies, ...one of my good friends said something to me a couple months ago that has stuck with me ever since, "good luck finding a guy that can keep up with you! He better have a high energy level and like all the sports you do!"  Ok, enough with that stuff   

My friends keep me happy and occupied! They're all I need right now...and Chipotle and the Shocker of course.

Ahhh.  Sweet, sweet Chipotle.

Ahhh. Sweet, sweet Shocker.

2005-08-04 11:05 AM
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TriComet - 2005-08-04 5:58 AM
tmwelshy - 2005-08-03 6:07 PM

HALEY DID IT!!!!!!

Thanks for throwing me under the bus. Appreciate it. You are just as bad and you know it.

Am not.

2005-08-04 11:15 AM
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tmwelshy - 2005-08-04 12:05 PM
TriComet - 2005-08-04 5:58 AM
tmwelshy - 2005-08-03 6:07 PM

HALEY DID IT!!!!!!

Thanks for throwing me under the bus. Appreciate it. You are just as bad and you know it.

Am not.

As long as the bus has a Chipotle advertisment on the side, whats the big deal?


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