3 days left of work...what to do? (Page 2)

I say you buy the office a pet.  Maybe a big *** bird that talks.  This will IMMEDIATELY lead to boredom alleviation. 

 - Spend the next three days teaching it to say choice phrases, so they'll remember you after you've left.  Like "Whoa, Eunice.  Are you going to bust a move?", and "You're giant and eating AGAIN?"

- Spend the next 3 days talking baby talk to it, to ensure it knows it's cared for.

- Enjoy the pleausre that is assigning cage-cleaning duties, and wadding up bottom-of-the-cage newspaper and putting it in random trash cans that you know aren't emptied often

- Name it after a co-worker, but with a "Jr." on the end.

- And if it gets lonely, get it a ferret as a friend.  With a case of glade plug-ins to cover it up.

Call up some random number 3 times in a row asking for Eunice.  Then call back 10 minutes later and say "This is Eunice...have there been any calls for me?"

Call the 7-11 and ask if they have Dr. Pepper in the can.  When they say "yes" tell them to "let him out!"

Call the weatherman 10 times in an hour and ask for updates.

Call the bar room and for Ivana Tinkle

Rick and Max those are hilarious!!

Ok, so I called a BTer earlier, talked to my mom and dad. I don't want my coworkers knowing all my business so I'm not calling anyone anymore. I miss my office.

I've popped rubber bands at people walking by. This is sad. I think I would actually do work if they gave me something to do.

Lee? Where are you? I thought you wanted to waste time too?...

A little about me, who wants to play too?

1. What time is it? 12:54pm

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: Haley Ann

4. What is the most recent movie you've seen? Date Movie

5. Eye color: Hazel

10. Love someone so much it made you cry:  unfortunately

11. Been in a car accident:  Yes

12. Croutons or bacon bits:  Croutons
13. Favorite day of the week:  Race day!

14. Favorite restaurants: Several. Freebirds comes to mind...

16. Favorite sport to watch: Football, triathlons! 
17. Favorite drink: in the morning: hot tea, oj

21. How many times did you fail your driver's test:  0

22. What do you do most often when you are bored:  BT, read
 
23. Who will fill this out next: The really bored BTers
24. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire:  Renee. heh.

28. What are you listening to right now:  Top 40 radio

30. Lake, ocean, or river:   Whichever is best for OWS

32. When you finished this email: 1:06pm

Alright, 10 min. wasted!

Is that what they're calling it these days?

That's fine and all, but how many times can you do that in a day before someone starts getting suspicious about all the time your spending in the restroom? 

1. What time is it? 12:08pm, CST

2. Name as it appears on birth certificate: James Richard (don't call me dick)

4. What is the most recent movie you've seen? The Ringer. Hotel PPV

5. Eye color: Blue

6. Place of Birth: Metairie, LA
7. Favorite foods: Japanese

8. Ever been to Africa: Does Epcot count?

9. Ever been toilet papering: Sure

10. Love someone so much it made you cry: yes. Hated someone so much it made me kill: not yet, but don't test me.

11. Been in a car accident: Lots, none my fault.

12. Croutons or bacon bits: Pig beats bread any day
13. Favorite day of the week: SAturday 

14. Favorite restaurants: Nobu, Lower Manhattan

16. Favorite sport to watch: Swimming, TdF
17. Favorite drink: in the morning: bloody mary

21. How many times did you fail your driver's test: three times. My dad had this giant, enormoust behemouth of a station wagon that I had to parallel park. I'm lucky I passed the fourth time. I'd like to see any of you b*tches parallel park that bad boy.

22. What do you do most often when you are bored: porn. Kidding. As far as you know.

23. Who will fill this out next: Janelle
24. Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire: POssum

28. What are you listening to right now: A guy drone on about regression analysis

30. Lake, ocean, or river: Ocean, with a good swell pumping

32. When you finished this email: 12:15pmCST

Nuh-uh.  If someone's got your address, you'll know tomorrow morning.

Yes and they should have said "Thanks for the month's notice but we'll only need you for 2 weeks."

I have better things I could be doing.

Whew!  I thought I was going to have to keep my 'first time out of the convent' jokes under wraps. 

Punishment would be taking away my internet. If that happens I would just leave.

I did that 2 Friday's ago when I went to Gasparilla...

I don't have sick time left b/c of the buyout, out time started over. I used all I had for that day.

So I'm breezing through this quickly and at first I think, wow, how bored do you have to be to be listening to the sounds from a plant on your desk.  And what kind of plant is it anyway?  Like the one in Little Shop of Horrors?

I get it now.  Second male ditz moment of the day.  Duh.