Triathlon motivation for the guys... (Page 2)

I think to get her race results you need to ask a guy who knows her well

Jim's uncovered a controversy of epic proportions.  I found an interview with her that refers to her as a triathlete (actually a few).  In one of the interviews she talks about getting up every morning to do her swim training.  TriGeek dreams is giving her all kinds of attention as a Tri-Hottie.  But the only results of a Michelle Lombardo in a tri was with one less "L" and it was a 45-year-old male.

Oh she owes us a half-naked explanation right away!

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No doubt Karl Rove's behind it. 

Ignorance is bliss ladies and gentlemen...I prefer no explanation and would like instead to assume that she tri's regularly and is currently training for IM wis (she can stay at my house (a mere 2 blocks from the finish line.))

Meanwhile, I will add that a lot of times race results can't be reached through a regular google search.  I tried searching for my friends' results for last year's chicago tri and they didn't show up, but they are in the tri's website database....c'mon, keep the dream alive.

Hmmm, several other bio's and IMDB don't refer to Tri's at all.  One specifically says her current pastime is soccer (but it does say that she swims every morning)...

I better go research this on the Google images page for a few more hours to see if I can there are any tell-tale hints on her...

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So...I can still call myself a triathlete if I give up running and cycling, and just swim and play soccer?

Maybe you'll find some transition times for her- ya know, between the fashion change outs between shoots?

If I got got some fake boobs, grew some hair, used self tanner, and quit tri training to get ridiculously skinny, and got prostetic legs to be taller- then yeah, I might look like her.

 "think that what the ladies here fail to realize is that, while this girl is attractive and most of the men here are spending most of our day ogling her pic (ok.....maybe it's just me doing that), the fact remains that most of us would never spend any time with her. We like you girls because you can speak intelligently about the things that interest us. So, no worries about losing us forever. Just temporarily.

Besides, dollars to doughnuts this chickie wouldn't shave her head, and that could be kinda cute, you know."

Riiiiiiight

She is totally gorgeous! I want a body like that! This is why I tri...

Dude...please refrain from puting words in my mouth...especially words like that! I'll gladly coach her :)

Yeah, I'd take a body like that too please...

Of course you do, Chris. What's not to love?  

I want to look like Renee does in her avatar. Hot, hot, hot.

Stunt double. She does the run leg of my tri's too.

You fondness for the illegal aliens....lol jk

To reiterate what shadowfax said, she is not a triathlete.

Our very own Triathlete Mag (June, 2005) confirms that fact.

So sad. She's still hot though.

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