Subject: RE: Atheist inspiration for the seasonDon't worry Bettylou, my mom did that once and we still give her grief: Real version: Knock-knock. Who's there? Targets. Targets who? Target's on my shoes when I walk on fresh asphalt. Her version: Knock-knock. Who's there? Asphalt! It kills. Hey, nobody mentioned Ramadan! I will be mentioning this at the "airing of grievances". God Bless Festivus! |