Mad Manatee Mentors, Part 2! CLOSED (Page 20)

MadMathemagician - 2013-02-09 10:47 PM Sorry if I've been quiet lately.  I have family issues to deal with.   Won't go into the details, but one of my nieces is now living with me and I will be paying for her college education.   This might cut a bit into my mad money and effect the number of races I do but the trade off is a no brainer for me.  Will still continue to train.   

jogo - 2013-02-10 4:36 AM

I am having technical difficulties with my log.  It won't let me post workouts or words.  I think I got the blog part fixed. 

I started training with a friend this past week.  We have been accountable to each other and this morning we ran/walked a Paczki 5k (800 calorie lard-fried filled donut that is only made in Pole-town the few days before Lent begins).   Paczki and beer at the end.  Total blast!!!  Great craft beer!!  

The guy in the middle is Doug Kurtis.  He is a local running legend,  Mr. Sub 2:20, as he holds the world record for most marathons sub 2:20 (76).

TriAya - 2013-02-10 8:41 AM

LMAO

Sounds like my life from about 1995-2003.

I woulda left her azz in jail, but that's me. However, the crazy ones are the best in bed, err, so I hear.

Make her breakfast and give it to her straight (your words, nothing else!) You might wind up saving her life and others'.

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-11 2:27 AM

I didn't bail her out...she called me @ 11:30 PM (I was already asleep) and then again @ 12:30 PM.  @ 11:30, she was telling me I should find another girl (we have only gone on 2 dates).  @ 12:30 she put me on hold, then came back and proceeded to berate me about the size of my pen*s and that I have never satisfied her sexually.  I said "who are you talking to" and she said "you, mother f*ck*r"....then a 10 second pause and then she said "uh, is this Chad?" - when I replied "yes" she said "ooops - that wasn't directed at you."  LMFAO.

It was clear to me that she was drunk so I told her to pull over and wait.  Told her that I would come get her.  I was trying to do my civic duty and take a drunk off the road.  She told me to hurry the F up, she was at Jack in the Box and that if I wasn't there in 10 mins she was leaving.  

15 mins later, I get to the Jack in the box - and of course she wasn't there.  About a mile up the road I see the flashing lights and just knew it was her.  I drive by, and sure as sh*t - there's her car.  I stopped and talked the cop, asked what happened.  He said she was being booked on suspicion of DUI.  Said they would book her, then let her go..that she would walk out of the jail that night.  

The jail is in the ghetto and is 30+ miles from her house.  She is very, very pretty.  I seriously couldn't bring myself to let her walk down the road @ 2:30 in the morning by herself, drunk as hell and most likely talking on her phone and being oblivious to her surroundings.  Sometimes I hate being "the nice guy."     

I wish they would have held her azz overnight.  There is no way that I would have bailed her out.  I'm not spending a dollar on this chick.  

No sex this morning.  I turned her down.  I really don't want or need crazy in my life right now.  My life is pretty good, and I like where it is heading.  I'll drop her at her car when she wakes up.  

She's heading to rehab... Good luck to her.  

But damn!  She is hot and she wants me..............and............it's been a long time.  Oh well, I shall let my smarter head do the decision making.  

Life is indeed an adventure.  

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-11 5:27 AM

I didn't bail her out...she called me @ 11:30 PM (I was already asleep) and then again @ 12:30 PM.  @ 11:30, she was telling me I should find another girl (we have only gone on 2 dates).  @ 12:30 she put me on hold, then came back and proceeded to berate me about the size of my pen*s and that I have never satisfied her sexually.  I said "who are you talking to" and she said "you, mother f*ck*r"....then a 10 second pause and then she said "uh, is this Chad?" - when I replied "yes" she said "ooops - that wasn't directed at you."  LMFAO.

It was clear to me that she was drunk so I told her to pull over and wait.  Told her that I would come get her.  I was trying to do my civic duty and take a drunk off the road.  She told me to hurry the F up, she was at Jack in the Box and that if I wasn't there in 10 mins she was leaving.  

15 mins later, I get to the Jack in the box - and of course she wasn't there.  About a mile up the road I see the flashing lights and just knew it was her.  I drive by, and sure as sh*t - there's her car.  I stopped and talked the cop, asked what happened.  He said she was being booked on suspicion of DUI.  Said they would book her, then let her go..that she would walk out of the jail that night.  

The jail is in the ghetto and is 30+ miles from her house.  She is very, very pretty.  I seriously couldn't bring myself to let her walk down the road @ 2:30 in the morning by herself, drunk as hell and most likely talking on her phone and being oblivious to her surroundings.  Sometimes I hate being "the nice guy."     

I wish they would have held her azz overnight.  There is no way that I would have bailed her out.  I'm not spending a dollar on this chick.  

No sex this morning.  I turned her down.  I really don't want or need crazy in my life right now.  My life is pretty good, and I like where it is heading.  I'll drop her at her car when she wakes up.  

She's heading to rehab... Good luck to her.  

But damn!  She is hot and she wants me..............and............it's been a long time.  Oh well, I shall let my smarter head do the decision making.  

Life is indeed an adventure.  

TriAya - 2013-02-11 5:56 AMSo Jo, what're we gonna do for the Manatee IronPartee on the 10th? I'm probably going to make Nigey Pie pick me/us up from the airport ... I'm sure he'll be thrilled we could meet in St Kilda or anywhere, Melbourne is such a lovely place!

jobaxas - 2013-02-10 1:52 PM Holy cr*p you can't make thus stuff up! Right move to turn her down she already has no self esteem. But be aware your rejection may hurt and you may have the abusive phone call next drunken outburst! You may have missed a moment if pleasure but you showed integrity (a way more attractive feature than the size if ones pen*s!). You are a good man x

jobaxas - 2013-02-11 3:11 AM Manatees yesterday I was gearing myself up to go out on my bike not for long just a practice and then do 40 km indoors. Well complete emotional meltdown I never knew I was so scared of it! Geez it's irrational I did a HIM last year what is wrong with me.!!!However I saw the ladies group at Artemis tri club Sunday they were off for a ride and I noticed four out of the six didnt have clip less they just had flat pedals no cages no nothing and I thought maybe that's what it is ? So DH changed my pedals and tomorrow me and Artemis will hit the park see how we go. I may become an ironman going old school pedals and a road bike no tri bars! If it works why the hell not?!

TriAya - 2013-02-10 3:01 PM

'Twas a chickie at WA with just sneakers on her flat pedals ... she smoked me ... on the run. But there are people at Ironman who go old-school!

I used to go NUTS having to fuss with all the bike equipment and stuff for long rides and water bottles and lube and this and that ... I say just frog it and ride! If you need something on the way, buy it ... if something breaks down, take the train or a bus back!

jogo - 2013-02-11 7:14 AM

If you go old school, then you must get a bell on your bike. No old-school road bike is complete without a bell. 

I went back to a road bike(with clip road pedals) from a road bike that had aero bars on and SPD (mountain bike) pedals.  My friends (there are 3 from my running club) who all share my road bike with aero bars that they now have put flat pedals on.  Take away message: Whatever works for you is what is best for you. 

Asalzwed - 2013-01-31 9:41 AM

Awesome!

Full disclosure, I used to be an Avs fan. Had a Patrick Roy poster and everything. 

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-11 2:27 AM

I didn't bail her out...she called me @ 11:30 PM (I was already asleep) and then again @ 12:30 PM.  @ 11:30, she was telling me I should find another girl (we have only gone on 2 dates).  @ 12:30 she put me on hold, then came back and proceeded to berate me about the size of my pen*s and that I have never satisfied her sexually.  I said "who are you talking to" and she said "you, mother f*ck*r"....then a 10 second pause and then she said "uh, is this Chad?" - when I replied "yes" she said "ooops - that wasn't directed at you."  LMFAO.

It was clear to me that she was drunk so I told her to pull over and wait.  Told her that I would come get her.  I was trying to do my civic duty and take a drunk off the road.  She told me to hurry the F up, she was at Jack in the Box and that if I wasn't there in 10 mins she was leaving.  

15 mins later, I get to the Jack in the box - and of course she wasn't there.  About a mile up the road I see the flashing lights and just knew it was her.  I drive by, and sure as sh*t - there's her car.  I stopped and talked the cop, asked what happened.  He said she was being booked on suspicion of DUI.  Said they would book her, then let her go..that she would walk out of the jail that night.  

The jail is in the ghetto and is 30+ miles from her house.  She is very, very pretty.  I seriously couldn't bring myself to let her walk down the road @ 2:30 in the morning by herself, drunk as hell and most likely talking on her phone and being oblivious to her surroundings.  Sometimes I hate being "the nice guy."     

I wish they would have held her azz overnight.  There is no way that I would have bailed her out.  I'm not spending a dollar on this chick.  

No sex this morning.  I turned her down.  I really don't want or need crazy in my life right now.  My life is pretty good, and I like where it is heading.  I'll drop her at her car when she wakes up.  

She's heading to rehab... Good luck to her.  

But damn!  She is hot and she wants me..............and............it's been a long time.  Oh well, I shall let my smarter head do the decision making.  

Life is indeed an adventure.  

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-11 10:44 AM

Things I've heard in the last 4 hours:

"I just want your we*ner - why won't you give it to me?" 

"If I take a shower, will you have s*x with me?"

"OMG - I'm going to barf.  I totally need to barf"

"Chad, just give me your c*ck"

"I'm not going to stop asking until you bend me over and slide it in" 

"If I take a shower, we can trade oral...I can totally get you off with oral"

"I think I'm going to barf again"

"Oral doesn't count as sex, so we can just do that"

****************************************************************

It is no longer difficult to NOT have sex with her.

I really hope that she gets the help that I can clearly see that she needs.  

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-10 6:44 PM

Things I've heard in the last 4 hours:

"I just want your we*ner - why won't you give it to me?" 

"If I take a shower, will you have s*x with me?"

"OMG - I'm going to barf.  I totally need to barf"

"Chad, just give me your c*ck"

"I'm not going to stop asking until you bend me over and slide it in" 

"If I take a shower, we can trade oral...I can totally get you off with oral"

"I think I'm going to barf again"

"Oral doesn't count as sex, so we can just do that"

****************************************************************

It is no longer difficult to NOT have sex with her.

I really hope that she gets the help that I can clearly see that she needs.  

jogo - 2013-02-10 2:58 PM

As the mother of an addict, thank you for not sleeping with her. 

Hopefully this girl will go through rehab.

YOU are worth more than to sleep with someone just because its been a long time. 

cdban66 - 2013-02-10 11:18 AM

Wow! Way to go, this is more important than any training ever, IMO. Thank you for stepping up.

MadMathemagician - 2013-02-11 2:17 PM

Soap opera city.  Reminds me of the old Chinese curse "May you live in interesting times."

Should we be selling tickets?

 

Oo la.  

Muskrat37 - 2013-02-11 10:44 AM

Things I've heard in the last 4 hours:

"I just want your we*ner - why won't you give it to me?" 

"If I take a shower, will you have s*x with me?"

"OMG - I'm going to barf.  I totally need to barf"

"Chad, just give me your c*ck"

"I'm not going to stop asking until you bend me over and slide it in" 

"If I take a shower, we can trade oral...I can totally get you off with oral"

"I think I'm going to barf again"

"Oral doesn't count as sex, so we can just do that"

****************************************************************

It is no longer difficult to NOT have sex with her.

I really hope that she gets the help that I can clearly see that she needs.  

jobaxas - 2013-02-10 7:43 PM popcorn at least.