Subject: RE: Becoming Soberpowerman - 2012-08-19 8:52 PM mdg2003 - 2012-08-19 4:07 PM QUESTION FOR THE SOBERS: What's the most amusing way to turn down offered drinks without telling folks you are abstaining? I just tell people "no, thank you anyway" but that is getting boring. I'd like to have some fun with it. Thanks, but I just snorted a load of model airplane glue and I don't like to mix the two Oh come on... everyone knows they mix well.... Oh, so I'm the only one? "No thanks. Whenever I drink I break out in handcuffs." Or "No thanks. There's not enough here for me and everyone else and I dont want to be selfish." |