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2012-12-11 4:01 PM
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2012-12-11 4:02 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:02 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-11 2:36 PM
Teejaay - 2012-12-11 3:32 PM
Wanderer - 2012-12-11 2:30 PM
Kido - 2012-12-11 8:26 AM
mr2tony - 2012-12-11 1:24 PM
Kido - 2012-12-11 2:59 PM
Teejaay - 2012-12-11 12:56 PM
jford2309 - 2012-12-11 1:53 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-11 2:50 PM
Teejaay - 2012-12-11 1:38 PM

Electronics, Tony.  When was the last time you went to the electronics department and the Target or  the Best Buy or the Costco and found personal massagers?  Computers, phones, cameras, gadgets, iPads, speakers, TV's ... THOSE things DAMMIT!!!

You're looking in the wrong place. The "personal massagers" are located in the same aisle as the condomns and lube at Target/Walgreens/CVS. You're welcome.

 No No no, not at Target!

Those can be found with the small appliances at the Target!!!  They have heated ones too.

The gas powered ones are in lawn and garden.

Does it have a pull-start?

Typically.  But the newer, fancier ones have push button ignition.

Oh the visual. Are we going to catch Teejay driving her personal massager down FDR Drive? That could make for an interesting visual...

And now you know why I have outgrown youse and moved on to a more ... mature .. crowd! 

Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHA! You? Mature. OKAYYY.

THEY are more mature ... not me.  (rolls eyes) .. can you even read?



SHUTUP CAN YOU!?
2012-12-11 4:03 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:01 PM
NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:50 PM

Ever add up how much you spend during the avg holiday season? 

And I don't like these people all that much...ugh

I only give to my daughter.  Everyone else gets my time ... go to dinner, make a meal to together, etc.  I stopped buying for people that didn't matter to me a looong time ago.  Even my mom and I don't exchange gifts. 

You are my hero!

2012-12-11 4:04 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:01 PM

NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:50 PM

Ever add up how much you spend during the avg holiday season? 

And I don't like these people all that much...ugh

I only give to my daughter.  Everyone else gets my time ... go to dinner, make a meal to together, etc.  I stopped buying for people that didn't matter to me a looong time ago.  Even my mom and I don't exchange gifts. 



Where's my effing gift?
2012-12-11 4:05 PM
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2012-12-11 4:08 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:05 PM

mr2tony - 2012-12-11 3:04 PM
Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:01 PM
NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:50 PM

Ever add up how much you spend during the avg holiday season? 

And I don't like these people all that much...ugh

I only give to my daughter.  Everyone else gets my time ... go to dinner, make a meal to together, etc.  I stopped buying for people that didn't matter to me a looong time ago.  Even my mom and I don't exchange gifts. 

Where's my effing gift?

You already got it .. my lovely company at lunch!



That was a gift? Oh yeah, you paid didn't you?

Um, thanks!
2012-12-11 4:10 PM
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This was my suggestion for this year's holiday notice to patients.  Seem like everyone like it!! 

Do not spend your Christmas waiting for Federal Express……they ain’t coming for your  effing urine!

 

You can avoid Sample Rejection by not being stupid this year…

Like every other company we’re closed.

 

So unless you personally know Santa and his gang, forget about it!

 

 

 

Seasons greeting and holiday cheer,

 

Litholink’s Patient care team!



Edited by NRG42 2012-12-11 4:12 PM
2012-12-11 4:11 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 2:01 PM
NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:50 PM

Ever add up how much you spend during the avg holiday season? 

And I don't like these people all that much...ugh

I only give to my daughter.  Everyone else gets my time ... go to dinner, make a meal to together, etc.  I stopped buying for people that didn't matter to me a looong time ago.  Even my mom and I don't exchange gifts. 

I think my family is on our way to this. At a certain point it's people you want, not things. What our parents wouldn't give to have us and the kids there on Christmas morning...but not doable this year.
2012-12-11 4:11 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-11 4:10 PM

This was my suggestion for this year's holiday notice to patients.  Seem like everyone like it!! 

Do not spend your Christmas waiting for Federal Express……they ain’t coming for your urine!

 

You can avoid Sample Rejection by not being stupid this year…

Like every other company we’re closed.

 

So unless you personally know Santa and his gang, forget about it!

 

 

 

Seasons greeting and holiday cheer,

 

Litholink’s Patient care team!

Let me guess.  Someone without a sense of humor said no and rejected it. 

2012-12-11 4:13 PM
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I also wrote the response:

As a patient, I hope you realize, the world revolves around me.

If you don’t take my , I’ll pee on your Xmas tree.

If you don’t accept my urine, I’ll throw a fit.

If you still won’t take it I’ll send you my sshhiitt  !

 

So send to my house your patient care team,

You can collect my urine right in mid stream.

Then hurry back to the lab and measure away,

And since I don’t have insurance you won’t f*^ing get paid.



Edited by NRG42 2012-12-11 4:15 PM


2012-12-11 4:17 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-11 4:11 PM
NRG42 - 2012-12-11 4:10 PM

This was my suggestion for this year's holiday notice to patients.  Seem like everyone like it!! 

Do not spend your Christmas waiting for Federal Express……they ain’t coming for your urine!

 

You can avoid Sample Rejection by not being stupid this year…

Like every other company we’re closed.

 

So unless you personally know Santa and his gang, forget about it!

 

 

 

Seasons greeting and holiday cheer,

 

Litholink’s Patient care team!

Let me guess.  Someone without a sense of humor said no and rejected it. 

We took out the swears and sent it!

2012-12-11 4:17 PM
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HI all,

I see that I have missed some good holiday cheer, huh.  Anything else good and juicy?

2012-12-11 4:18 PM
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What do you get when you cross a wife who just had two staff quit, two kids under ten who had chocolate cake and gummy worms at a friend's house after school and Wallmart during the Christmas season. Answers in 30 minutes or so....If I haven't surfaced in 2 hours watch for an appropriate news story later...
2012-12-11 4:19 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:13 PM

I also wrote the response:

As a patient, I hope you realize, the world revolves around me.

If you don’t take my , I’ll pee on your Xmas tree.

If you don’t accept my urine, I’ll throw a fit.

If you still won’t take it I’ll send you my sshhiitt  !

 

So send to my house your patient care team,

You can collect my urine right in mid stream.

Then hurry back to the lab and measure away,

And since I don’t have insurance you won’t f*^ing get paid.

You're such a poet! 

2012-12-11 4:20 PM
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Wanderer - 2012-12-11 2:18 PM What do you get when you cross a wife who just had two staff quit, two kids under ten who had chocolate cake and gummy worms at a friend's house after school and Wallmart during the Christmas season. Answers in 30 minutes or so....If I haven't surfaced in 2 hours watch for an appropriate news story later...

Don't forget to wear your body armor and ear plugs!



2012-12-11 4:25 PM
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It's gonna be 36 degrees when I need to commute in tomorrow.  I'm just gonna bundle up and do it.  Crazy?
2012-12-11 4:27 PM
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lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.
2012-12-11 4:29 PM
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4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 4:27 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.

Looks like a stop at Nordstroms on the way home... How do I know that?  Because my wife loves to tell the story of getting the last pair in the entire Country of a particular shoe from Nordstroms that Princess Catherine wore for some big event. 

It's one of the only things she has bought not on sale...

2012-12-11 4:30 PM
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4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 4:27 PM

lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.


A hotel? Brown chicken brown cow ...
2012-12-11 4:38 PM
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NRG42 - 2012-12-11 2:13 PM

I also wrote the response:

As a patient, I hope you realize, the world revolves around me.

If you don’t take my , I’ll pee on your Xmas tree.

If you don’t accept my urine, I’ll throw a fit.

If you still won’t take it I’ll send you my sshhiitt  !

 

So send to my house your patient care team,

You can collect my urine right in mid stream.

Then hurry back to the lab and measure away,

And since I don’t have insurance you won’t f*^ing get paid.

Ahhh...I love poetry!


2012-12-11 4:43 PM
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Edited by Teejaay 2012-12-11 4:45 PM
2012-12-11 4:51 PM
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Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:43 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:27 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.

Get something sexy and I shall live vicariously through you.  I do not own one single pair of heels ... not a one HOWEVER, my best friend is a shoe hooker (as it won't let me use the other word) .. she has a thing for very very expensive shoes and we are the same size. I just shop her closet .. she has over 300 pairs something for every occasion!  I have borrowed some beautiful shoes for the night ... and every once in awhile I take her shopping and buy her a new pair to thank her for the loans .. of course I can borrow those too!  Win/win! 



Is your friend Imelda Marcos?
2012-12-11 4:52 PM
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GomesBolt - 2012-12-11 2:29 PM
4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 4:27 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.

Looks like a stop at Nordstroms on the way home... How do I know that?  Because my wife loves to tell the story of getting the last pair in the entire Country of a particular shoe from Nordstroms that Princess Catherine wore for some big event. 

It's one of the only things she has bought not on sale...

Ha! Good story )Not a big shopper/spender. I almost never wear heels. I'm laughing at my closet as I speak because my shoe collection is only worthy of being made fun of. I don't own a pair of dress shoes less than 3 years old. How do I know this? Because the shoes I'm trying on with my dress-ups are from my cousin's wedding...3-yr anniversary this month. Hehe
2012-12-11 4:52 PM
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bradleyd3 - 2012-12-11 4:51 PM

Teejaay - 2012-12-11 4:43 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:27 PM
lisac957 - 2012-12-11 1:51 PM

4agoodlife - 2012-12-11 3:40 PM Dress up or down for Js company Christmas party??? Still don't know. I believe there must be something in my closet, though...because the thought of shopping doesn't thrill me. Besides that I've spent several hours sorting, taking pics and posting things for sale. How does a family amass so much stuff????Annnd with that...happy afternoon

I always say dress UP, and rock it.
What's the venue? Hotel, bar, house?

Hotel, I think. So on the advice of the ever-stylish TANners, I shall be dressing up! Carp...now I need shoes.

Get something sexy and I shall live vicariously through you.  I do not own one single pair of heels ... not a one HOWEVER, my best friend is a shoe hooker (as it won't let me use the other word) .. she has a thing for very very expensive shoes and we are the same size. I just shop her closet .. she has over 300 pairs something for every occasion!  I have borrowed some beautiful shoes for the night ... and every once in awhile I take her shopping and buy her a new pair to thank her for the loans .. of course I can borrow those too!  Win/win! 



Is your friend Imelda Marcos?


Best use of an Imelda Marcos reference in TAN EVER!
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