Subject: RE: Shaved Legs - Cats out of the BagA.) My wife would've noticed the very first night in bed. Do you guys sleep in seprate beds Like June and Ward Cleaver? B.) She thinks it's funny I wear tights (stockings) to bed (Zoot CompressRX Recovery Tights). C.) I'm too lazy most days to shave my face so I don't want to start with my legs? D.) What would that psychologically do to my 5-yr-old boy if he walked in and saw his father in the bathtub shaving his legs? I'm not gonna pay for those years of therapy to have that indelibly etched image removed from his brain. Nope. E.) Do you draw the line at shaving your legs? Or once you've done it it's like all bets are off? You can start wearing pink g-string underwear under your dockers? You can start reading trashy romance novels in public? "Oprah" and "The View" magically appear on your Tivo season pass... and you actually look forward to watching them!! Once you open that Hitchcockian / Twilight Door there is no going back I tell yah... what comes next: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!!??!!      
Edited by Dream Chaser 2009-07-08 4:13 PM
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